女人是鴨梨，男人是洋蔥

女人好比梨，外甜內酸。吃梨的人不知道梨的心是酸的，因為吃到最後就把心扔掉了，所以男人從來不懂女人的心。

男人就好比洋蔥，想要看到男人的心就需要一層一層去剝！但在剝的過程中你會不斷流淚，剝到最後你才知道洋蔥是沒心的……

 

A lady helps her man to install a new computer.

 

 

Once it is completed, she tells him to select a password, a word that he’ll

always remember.

As the computer asks him to enter it, he looks at his wife and with a macho

gesture and a wink in his eye, he selects: penis.

But he is annoyed with her reaction: As he hits “enter”, to validate the

selection, his wife collapses with laughter and rolls on the floor in

hysteria.

The computer had replied: TOO SHORT- ACCESS DENIED!





十八大主要成果：

1、眼鏡摘了。

2、語速正常了。

3、普通話標準了。

4、第一夫人拿得出手了。

5、習主席、李總理，正讀反讀都可以。

6、今年就業形勢更差了，連常委都少招了兩個。

 

 

一周的心情，對號入座，太傳神了！

 

聽說女屌絲對話最近很火~~【來個屌絲男版本喲喲】