Aren't you sorry you had me fixed?!

An old woman is sitting in a rocking chair on her porch, petting her cat, Puff.  A fairy appears and says, “I’m here to give you three wishes.”

The old woman says, “I wish I were 21 years old and beautiful again.”  嘩啦… She is.

“Now I wish I had a million dollars and this old house were a mansion.” 嘩啦… Done

“And now, I wish that Puff (her cat) were the handsomest man in the world and deeply in love with me.”  Again 嘩啦… the beautiful 21-year old is in the arms of the handsomest man in the world.  The man kisses her and says, "Darling, aren’t you sorry you had me fixed?!”

 

“HPLC”點評：是呀，這讓一個21歲的漂亮姐，怎麽守著一個英俊太監過一輩子呢？！

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• 哈哈 -脂肪豆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/12/2012 postreply 12:58:50

• 新來乍到，謝謝捧場！ -HPLC- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/12/2012 postreply 13:00:57

• 別客氣。 -脂肪豆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/12/2012 postreply 15:58:10

• fixed過去時了，沒有了，嘿嘿 -Macfish- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/12/2012 postreply 14:00:07

• 嘿嘿。。是不是我加的點評沒必要啊？大家都能領悟是咋回事兒？ -HPLC- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/12/2012 postreply 14:05:50

• 有必要，嗬嗬，不是每個人都養貓狗地，嘿嘿 -Macfish- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/12/2012 postreply 15:18:52

• 回複：Aren't you sorry you had me fixed?! -看得遠點!- ♂ (106 bytes) () 05/12/2012 postreply 14:49:20

• oh, my ... scary! -HPLC- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/12/2012 postreply 15:03:19

• 這樣的女朋友不能交，要麽不能得罪，要不然，睡醒了，就過去式了，沒有啦 -Macfish- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/12/2012 postreply 15:23:01

• Don't worry! U'll be the handsomest man in the world! :-))) -看得遠點!- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/12/2012 postreply 15:54:58

• 納尼？？不給麻醉啊？ -脂肪豆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/12/2012 postreply 17:21:19

• 就是、就是，怎麽直接就動手了！ -HPLC- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/12/2012 postreply 17:23:18

• 倒是看過農民用嘴巴給公羊絕育的。好像不是很疼。但貓咪。。。。我都沒敢看完。 -脂肪豆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/12/2012 postreply 17:25:25

• 為什麽給公羊絕育啊, 怕生多多的喜羊羊美羊羊錢包鼓破了麽 -nomore- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/13/2012 postreply 15:37:29