Aren't you sorry you had me fixed?!

An old woman is sitting in a rocking chair on her porch, petting her cat, Puff.  A fairy appears and says, “I’m here to give you three wishes.”

The old woman says, “I wish I were 21 years old and beautiful again.”  嘩啦… She is.

“Now I wish I had a million dollars and this old house were a mansion.” 嘩啦… Done

“And now, I wish that Puff (her cat) were the handsomest man in the world and deeply in love with me.”  Again 嘩啦… the beautiful 21-year old is in the arms of the handsomest man in the world.  The man kisses her and says, "Darling, aren’t you sorry you had me fixed?!”

 

“HPLC”點評：是呀，這讓一個21歲的漂亮姐，怎麽守著一個英俊太監過一輩子呢？！