別往歪了想。

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' 

Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!' 


Ms.. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. 


While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. 

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. 


Principal: 
'What is 3 x 3?'

Harry: 
'9.' 


Principal: 
'What is 6 x 6?' 


Harry: 
'36.'

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. 

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade' 


Ms. Brooks says to the principal,'Let me ask him some questions..'

The principal and Harry both agreed. 

Ms.. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?' 


Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.' 


Ms Brooks:'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?' 


The principal wondered why would she ask such a question! 


Harry replied:'Pockets.' 


Ms. Brooks:'What does a dog do that a man steps into?' 


Harry: 
'Pants.' 


The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks:'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?' 

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied,'Bubble gum.' 

Ms. Brooks:'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?' 


Harry: 'Shake hands.' 

The principal was trembling. 


Ms.. Brooks:'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'

Harry: 
'Firetruck.' 

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the 
teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong...'

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• 老笑話，但很高興再讀一次. -沒亊來逛逛- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/10/2011 postreply 10:59:14

• 我的答案也全錯了，哈哈。 -熊貓媳婦- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/10/2011 postreply 11:24:30

• 要我是老師才吧不得他走呢。。。 -七彩奶油- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/10/2011 postreply 11:44:05

• 為啥吧不得讓天才學生走呢？ -無牙- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/10/2011 postreply 12:14:00

• 如果他真的那麽聰明，到他該去的地方。。。 -七彩奶油- ♀ (121 bytes) () 03/10/2011 postreply 12:24:43

• 因材施教為上策。 -無牙- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/10/2011 postreply 12:26:31

• 虛心求學是上上策。。。 -七彩奶油- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/10/2011 postreply 12:40:11

• 天才學生吃不飽。 -無牙- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/10/2011 postreply 12:51:57

• 對於“天才學生”，老師的方法是： -七彩奶油- ♀ (1374 bytes) () 03/10/2011 postreply 14:25:10

• 哈哈，那兒找出來的？ -涮埽- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/10/2011 postreply 20:25:43

• 哈哈哈，，，信者得救，不信飄走。 -七彩奶油- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/11/2011 postreply 06:15:20

• Harry因該坐到校長位置上 -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/10/2011 postreply 14:16:26

• 別往歪了想, 什麽開始軟軟的撥拉撥拉就硬了? 什麽站起來合上蹲下張開? -移花接木- ♂ (33 bytes) () 03/10/2011 postreply 14:18:42

• ha ha ,good ones. -涮埽- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/10/2011 postreply 21:48:54

• 回複：別往歪了想-----還有呢 -whyinvalid- ♂ (105 bytes) () 03/11/2011 postreply 05:40:54