今天在Marketwatch.com 的評論中，一個叫Teddy-Nibbler的家夥在評論銀行的國家化問題，說了以下一段話，很精彩。
SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The state takes one and gives it to someone else.
社會主義：你有兩頭奶牛。州裏拿走一頭去給別人。
COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The State takes both of them and gives you the milk.
共產主義：你有兩頭奶牛。州裏全都拿走然後給你牛奶。
FASCISM: You have two cows. The State takes both of them and sells you the milk.
法西斯主義：你有兩頭奶牛，州裏全部拿走然後賣給你牛奶。
MILITARY DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The State takes both of them and shoots you.
軍事專製：你有兩頭奶牛，州裏全部拿走然後斃了你。
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. The state takes both of them, accidentally kills one and spills
the milk in the sewer.
官僚主義：你有兩頭奶牛，州裏全部拿走，一不小心弄死一頭，濺了點奶在下水道裏。
CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
資本主義： 你有兩頭奶牛，你賣一頭再買一頭公牛，希望能下仔
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
純種民主：你有兩頭奶牛，你的鄰居決定誰喝牛奶
SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The state takes one and gives it to someone else.
社會主義：你有兩頭奶牛。州裏拿走一頭去給別人。
COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The State takes both of them and gives you the milk.
共產主義：你有兩頭奶牛。州裏全都拿走然後給你牛奶。
FASCISM: You have two cows. The State takes both of them and sells you the milk.
法西斯主義：你有兩頭奶牛，州裏全部拿走然後賣給你牛奶。
MILITARY DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The State takes both of them and shoots you.
軍事專製：你有兩頭奶牛，州裏全部拿走然後斃了你。
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. The state takes both of them, accidentally kills one and spills
the milk in the sewer.
官僚主義：你有兩頭奶牛，州裏全部拿走，一不小心弄死一頭，濺了點奶在下水道裏。
CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
資本主義： 你有兩頭奶牛，你賣一頭再買一頭公牛，希望能下仔
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
純種民主：你有兩頭奶牛，你的鄰居決定誰喝牛奶
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