回複:一句話說一種社會製度(轉&譯)

來源: letterbottle 2009-02-24 20:19:01 [] [舊帖] [給我悄悄話] 本文已被閱讀: 次 (1019 bytes)
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SOCIALISM: You have two cows. the state will take both of them.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows. the state will take both of them and you will work for the cow.

FASCISM: You have two cows. the state will take both of them because they are inferier race.

MILITARY DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. the state will shoot you first, then take the cows becasuse they don't have a owner.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. the state will take both of them, but says officially, they only take one.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows. you borrow another two cows, and market them above the buying price.

IMPERIALISM: You have two cows. the emperor will take all your cows and your wife, and you will say thank you.

LIBERIALSIM: You have two cows. the state will take both of them and set them free so you can buy two more from the state.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. the state can't decide what to do and have to wait for the poeple to vote next year.
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