英文笑話: Another Smart Ass.

Another Smart Ass.

Echoing:  【英文笑話】Two smart asses - 衝浪潛水員發表於 難得一笑 - 論壇 | 文學城

Corner office is The dream of  most of engineers.  I had been working in the same company for decades and the corner office was still several blocks away till about 5 years ago.

Oh man, what had I done to deserve this? Mar, 2020, with great respect and deep fear in my heart (誠惶誠恐),  my dream for decades had finally come true.

Believe me, I am not bradding. My new corner office has its own private restroom, semi-private kitchen with a half time chef. Instead of seeing the gloomy faces of my colleagues, now I can enjoy the beautiful scenery of green grass and blooming flowers in the spring.

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• typo ago--- bradding---bragging -newbigman- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/06/2025 postreply 08:03:02

• WFH , , , 在日本是不是可以叫做 “窗口族” ？ -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/06/2025 postreply 08:15:50

• who's the “half time chef" (R U sure it ain't "part time";)? -最西邊的島上- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/06/2025 postreply 08:22:46

• 做出來的飯，廚師自己吃一半，，，所以叫 half -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/06/2025 postreply 08:23:34

• :-)))) -最西邊的島上- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/06/2025 postreply 08:28:55

• a person spends 50% of the time cooking, 50% eating? :-) -最西邊的島上- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/06/2025 postreply 08:25:54

• 一半時間上班，剩下的一半裏麵，一半在摸魚，另一半cook那些魚 -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/06/2025 postreply 10:58:32

• 報告老板：五班在摸魚 ；-）） -最西邊的島上- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/06/2025 postreply 11:08:51

• 哎呀我得琢磨下了班是不是真的去搞點魚了 -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/06/2025 postreply 12:51:51

• 到底這個廚師是他老婆 還是他自己？ -jianchi9090- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/06/2025 postreply 10:44:37

• 一半一半 -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/06/2025 postreply 10:56:11

• 笑S了 ；-))))) -最西邊的島上- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/06/2025 postreply 11:01:50

• you got it right -newbigman- ♂ (54 bytes) () 05/06/2025 postreply 12:40:16

• 抱歉，英文不過關。沒看懂笑意何在 -Zhuzitaba- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/06/2025 postreply 08:50:28

• 被趕回家上班了呀~~~~ -紫色海洋- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/06/2025 postreply 09:20:33

• 失業不也這樣？:):):) 但不好笑啊 -Zhuzitaba- ♂ (191 bytes) () 05/06/2025 postreply 09:58:47

• 失業了就沒有 gloomy faces of my colleagues 了吧？ -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/06/2025 postreply 10:00:40

• 對呀-所以看不著啊 哈哈 -Zhuzitaba- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/06/2025 postreply 10:30:57

• ex-colleagues 跟 colleagues 不一樣吧 -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/06/2025 postreply 10:54:28

• 失業了更需要幽默: Laughter is the best medicine!!! -最西邊的島上- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/06/2025 postreply 10:33:42

• 回家上班，全家都是你的辦公室，想待哪個角落就待哪個角落，基本都放在被窩旁邊。。。。。 -紫色海洋- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/06/2025 postreply 13:36:23

• 俺沒有WFH的概念，所以...:(:(:( -Zhuzitaba- ♂ (56 bytes) () 05/06/2025 postreply 10:33:24

• 我總覺得WFH跟WTF差不多。。。。汗 -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/06/2025 postreply 10:55:23

• 哈哈，五班該配100000度的眼鏡了 -Zhuzitaba- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/06/2025 postreply 11:48:42

• A smart ass is a person who -newbigman- ♂ (1251 bytes) () 05/06/2025 postreply 12:58:37

• google translated -newbigman- ♂ (181 bytes) () 05/06/2025 postreply 13:00:10

• 哦，那是很久以前的事了，你那時候還是 newbigboy -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/06/2025 postreply 13:01:57

• 不惑久已 -newbigman- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/06/2025 postreply 13:06:59

• Haha, smart asses can be funny! ~~ -衝浪潛水員- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/06/2025 postreply 19:41:34