《二子結婚第三章半》

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回答: 老冒,二子結婚第三章,你還寫嗎?胡說之2013-02-01 20:09:01

仙蹤難覓情如夢, 蓬斷隨風葉隨風。 同心千載癡情盼,守得雲開見月明。

(載自《彩雲國物語》)

      二子和蘆花入洞房的時刻終於來臨了。二子細看那蘆花佳人“粉妝玉琢銀盆臉,蟬髻鴉鬟楚

岫雲。”《道德經》上說:“傳言不美,美言不信。”二子手不斷地撚著刮了N+1遍的光光的下

巴覺得老子所言極是。不覺嗚呼呀咂地歎道:“Seeing is believing!啷哩咯啷!啷哩咯啷!二

子我天性賤,君子當以自強不息”蘆花不覺被二子這翻博大精深的言論震暈了,瞧在眼裏喜上心

頭,再迷離地看向二子時,深情地唱道:

I've been so many places
in my life and time
I've sung a lot of songs
I've made some bad rhyme
I've acted out my love in stages
With ten thousand people watching
But we're alone now
and I'm singing this song for you 蘆花伸出了左胳膊

I know your image of me
is what I hope to be
I've treated you unkindly
but darling can't you see
There's no one more important to me
Darling can't you please see through me
Cause we're alone now

 I'm singing this song to you  蘆花伸出了右胳膊

You taught me precious secrets of
the truth withholding nothing
You came out in front and I was hiding
But now I'm so much better
and if my words don't come together
Listen to the melody
cause my love is in there hiding 蘆花伸出了左大腳指頭

I love you in place
where there's no space or time
I love you for in my life
you are a friend of mine
And when my life is over
remember when we were together
We were alone
and I was singing this song for you
song for you                                     蘆花伸出了右大腿
Singing, singing this song for you
Singing, singing this song for you
Singing, singing this song for you~
I love you in place
where there's no space or time
I love you for in my life
you are a friend of mine
And when my life is over
remember when we were together
We were alone
and I was singing this song to you
Singing this song to you

Singing this song to you
Singing this song, I was singing this song for you~ 蘆花跳著騎馬舞

唱罷蘆花一把扯掉了身上的餃子皮,就見一點白肉丸子嗖地一聲投進了熱被窩。時間在一分一秒

地中過去,蘆花不覺咕咕咕地嘀咕道:“給吧——搜?”眾看官莫小瞧了這句話的曆史意義,確

是西語裔人士的家常話就是:“幹啥哪?”再看二子已然流著哈喇子酣然入夢,那蘆花不知二子

有一難言之隱,就是一聽洋歌就如被催眠一樣早到爪哇國去會八爪魚去了。見到此情此景蘆花怒

從心頭起,不知不覺將身來到了職壇大街上,款款深情,深情款款地地看著一個ID。。。甜蜜地

笑了。

        一夜無話,這裏的黎明靜悄悄!蘆花閃身進了房門鑽進被窩滿足地睡去了。二子嘟囔著:

“小心煙火!平安無事!”抖了抖身上的露水蜷縮進沙發的一角依舊抱著破了的餃子皮又沉沉地

睡去了。

        窗外的屋簷下,蹲滿了黑壓壓的一群人,老土,老胡,老灰,老竹,老墨,小菜狗,小

豬,小臉,小橘子,孩他媽。。。老土看了看勞力士說:“同誌們!總攻時間到了!撤!”

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