You need to be a little aggressive. Google them on your own. Many ways to learn. 10+ years ago, many Russians took database courses, cost them $8000+ to be trained as a DBA. Some Chinese newspaper had ad to teach SAS. But you have no experiences, and you are not aggressive,even if you learned, it may still be hard for you to find a job. That's why I met a person graduated from Beijing University, had masters degree in China, and masters in computer sciences in the US, still can't find a job.
Check them on your own. Maybe you can find a job at Red Cross lab, or some other medical school/university's chem lab without much training.
You can also be trained to be a Ultra-sound technician.
