看醫生們如何說醫改（ZT)

看醫生們如何說醫改（ZT)



The American Medical Association has weighed in on National Health Insurance:

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.



The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.



The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.



Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'



The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.



Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.



The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."



The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.



The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.



In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the *****s in Washington.

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• 哈哈,笑死了 :) -魔法彩虹- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/02/2009 postreply 11:14:53

• Oh, my dead body. LOL -jill08- ♀ (48 bytes) () 07/02/2009 postreply 11:43:25

• 我就看這句話覺得特搞笑 -魔法彩虹- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/02/2009 postreply 13:01:55

• It is hard. Physician assisted suicide said : Leave withou pain -眼冒金星- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/02/2009 postreply 15:32:42