A management joke.

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field.

While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out. He lay there all warm and happy and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management Lessons:
1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

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• 這是你原創??? 讀後大悅,去笑壇把...回複：A management joke. -fixanycars- ♀ (0 bytes) () 06/16/2009 postreply 14:29:55

• sorry. ZT. -任我為- ♂ (0 bytes) () 06/16/2009 postreply 14:33:38

• 很耐人尋味。。。 -Diva311- ♀ (0 bytes) () 06/16/2009 postreply 14:46:45

• 誰想尋那個味兒啊 -布衣之才- ♂ (0 bytes) () 06/16/2009 postreply 21:22:44

• 我不知道是不是當你收了冷落後， 你應該想你沒有敵人，沒有朋友， -我邊走邊問- ♀ (18 bytes) () 06/16/2009 postreply 21:24:37