I am not joking. My father is a retired full professor from Chinese Science Academia who has spent more than a decade working in US. He is still doing reviews for the papers particularly written in English, and he complains to me all the time how lousy most of the papers are especially the English.
PB, based on what I saw, my English is at the same level as yours and 挪威星. So when you say his English is Chinglish, then most of the 中國學者的英文 is literally gibberish becauseI know my father's English. I think my English, and yours and 挪威星's, is probably 10X better than my father's, and 1000X better than...
