FORD = FOUND ON ROAD DEAD,這是有曆史原因和根據的

HONDA - Horsepower Option Never Did Appear
DODGE - Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere 
JEEP - Just Eats Every Part 
PORSCHE - Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything 
FIAT - Fix It Again Tony! 
FIAT - Feeble Italians Attempting Transportation
CHEVROLET - Car Has Excessive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
CHEVROLET - Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
SAAB - Swedish Automobile, Always Broken
GMC - Garage Man's Companion 
BMW - Big Money Waste 
BMW - Break my Window 
TOYOTA - The One You Ought To Avoid
BUICK - Butt Ugly Idiotic Crap Kicker 
PONTIAC - Poor Old Nut Thinks Its A Cadillac
OLDSMOBILE - Old Ladies Driving Slow Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday 
ACURA - Asia's Curse Upon Rural America 
HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand, Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
MOPAR - My Only Problems Are Repairs 
PLYMOUTH - Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
FORD - Found On Road Dead
FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily