悶騷式的忽悠——老外翻三字經

昨天圍觀苗哥和舞妹耍嘴皮，擠進一看，原來還是沒起來躺著時就中了槍。先是苗G橫量過去，那三寸金蓮就拿不出手了。舞MM磨拳擦掌要整出一篇平平淡淡的大忽悠來唱對台戲，趕緊搜了一下，看到“看看這是誰家熊孩子醫生說的”幸好是英文，忙的人飄過咂不出味來。其實這平平淡淡的大忽悠要有閑心細品才出味，還是悶騷比較容易品，英文要有中文襯托才對老中胃口。趁舞M還沒回過神來，甩出個悶騷式的忽悠來先發製人：）

半年前看到朋友轉來的“老外翻三字經”，高明之至，為之傾倒，興之所至給這轉貼加了段序，權作前菜，以襯主菜的風味：（

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泰西友人見華人三字對罵，如歌對唱，韻律甚美。問：“What is that？” 答曰：“三字經”。“What is talking about？” 答：“Sex”。老外憬然有悟，心甚向往之。苦學中文三載，查得大英博物館珍藏原版，研讀之下，字字珠璣，豁然開朗。再四求證。曰：“啟蒙之書”。曰：“路人能詳”，不覺潸然淚下，謂：“得之矣，得之矣！” 遂譯中華路人相見誦習大愛之經典。

ZT 老外翻譯的三字經
（ http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_4b78703b0100ek2r.html?tj=1）

人之初：At the beginning of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically, all the sex are same.
習相遠：But it depends on how you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practice all the time.
性乃遷：Sex will leave you.
教之道：The way of learning it.
貴以專：It is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng.
擇鄰處：Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學：If you don't study hard.
斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless.
竇燕山：Dou, the Famous.
有義方：Owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教五子：All his five son took it.
名俱揚：And their sexual ability were well-known.
養不教：If your children don't know how to do it.
父之過：It is all your fault.
教不嚴：If they had lots of problems with it.
師之惰：Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不學：You may refuse to study this.
非所宜：But that is a real mistake.
幼不學：If you don't learn it in childhood.
老何為：You will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢：If you don't exercise your dick.
不成器：It won't become hard and strong.
人不學：If you don't learn sex.
不知義：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

 

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• 還是中文境界高啊。 -大財主- ♂ (0 bytes) () 11/24/2012 postreply 09:22:54

• - 你是凱丁嗎？- 不，我是希爾瑞斯 -苗盼盼- ♂ (310 bytes) () 11/24/2012 postreply 09:34:32

• 剛借中槍之詞，再忽悠一次，又被你借機忽悠了：））） -ying312- ♂ (0 bytes) () 11/24/2012 postreply 11:33:16

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