英語幽默：A Sentence That Starts With "I"

英語幽默：A sentence that starts with "I" (ZT)

In the classroom the teacher is asking a student to do something.

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with "I."

Student: I is the...

Teacher: Stop! Never put "is" after "I”. Always put 'am' after "I."

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

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• U r the last... -走馬讀人- ♂ (248 bytes) () 10/09/2010 postreply 08:10:22

• Very good one. Thanks. Have a nice weekend. -紓珈- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/09/2010 postreply 09:28:20

• good one。ZT兩個PUZZLEs -higgledypiggledy- ♂ (454 bytes) () 10/09/2010 postreply 09:03:06

• 2nd one: 猜四個字 -higgledypiggledy- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/09/2010 postreply 09:04:01

• 忘記告訴你了，你的網名好押韻，象童謠，真有趣。 -紓珈- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/09/2010 postreply 09:31:08

• 都說“don't judge a person by 馬甲",我這個確實是人如其名:亂七八糟，in utter disorder -higgledypiggledy- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/09/2010 postreply 09:55:25

• -人如其名:亂七八糟，in utter disorder -higgledypiggledy- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/09/2010 postreply 09:56:23

• 以前隻知道:"Don't judge a book by its cover." 你用的好，我學到了新諺語。 -紓珈- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/09/2010 postreply 10:28:44

• 何時公布答案呀？我猜不出來。周末好。 -紓珈- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/09/2010 postreply 09:30:22

• surprise in spring, -走馬讀人- ♂ (74 bytes) () 10/09/2010 postreply 10:02:45

• good. 確實是老馬讀ANYTHING -higgledypiggledy- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/09/2010 postreply 10:04:50

• How did 走馬讀人 come up with the answers? -紓珈- ♀ (95 bytes) () 10/09/2010 postreply 14:10:50

• 我以己度人一下:蒙的，或者是先知道中文的。KIDDING -higgledypiggledy- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/09/2010 postreply 14:23:02

• Come on,you can do it. Anyway you possess more that I don't. -走馬讀人- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/09/2010 postreply 15:23:14

• Thanks for sharing! -美壇奇葩- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/09/2010 postreply 12:18:45

• My pleasure. Have a nice weekend. -紓珈- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/09/2010 postreply 12:57:54

• hiahia, cute! -梅石瑩玉- ♀ (36 bytes) () 10/11/2010 postreply 05:14:56

• 梅石瑩玉，have a nice week. -紓珈- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/11/2010 postreply 08:13:06