周末一笑: Happy Valentine’s Day! (ZT)

1

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Happy Independence Day.

單身的人怎麽稱呼情人節?

獨立日快樂!

2

What's the best part about Valentine’s Day?

The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.

情人節最好的地方是什麽?

那天之後巧克力會降價.

3

What is another way of saying Happy Valentine’s day!

S.A.D, Singles Awareness Day! 

說情人節快樂的另外一種方式是什麽?

S.A.D,單身者留意日！

4
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

 "I find you very attractive." 

回形針對磁鐵說什麽？

“我覺得你非常有吸引力。”

5
What is the true purpose of Valentine's Day?

To remind single people they are single. 

情人節的真正目的是什麽？

提醒單身的人，他們都是單身。

6

When you are with the right person, every day is Valentine's Day! 

當你和對的人在一起,每天都是情人節!

7

To all the single people on Valentine's Day, don't be sad. Think of all the Money and time you are saving on not getting a gift.

所有在情人節單身的人，不要難過。想想你沒有得到禮物節省的時間和金錢。
 

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/valentinesdayjokes/valentinesdayjokes.html

 

所有跟帖： 

• Hi Songsong, "I find you very attractive." :-) -肖莊- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/12/2016 postreply 21:25:36

• Hi, 肖莊, you are so cool!~~~ -南山鬆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/14/2016 postreply 05:23:50

• ...attitude affects... attractive or not -走馬讀人- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/13/2016 postreply 09:27:27

• 走馬讀人, 周末快樂! -南山鬆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/14/2016 postreply 05:24:29

• 可愛的情人節，慶祝後才知道它的味道！ -rockcurrent- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/15/2016 postreply 09:25:22

• 問好rockcurrent, 新周快樂! -南山鬆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/15/2016 postreply 18:01:54

• My 2 cents -Diana-Sun- ♀ (93 bytes) () 02/24/2016 postreply 17:39:53