周末一笑：An energetic wife

1 An energetic wife精力旺盛的妻
Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?
Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window.
Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise?
Husband: I… I happened to be inside the coat.

2 Good sight好視力

Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?

Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away.

3 Who's better satisfied? 誰更滿足？

Who's better satisfied? A person with six children or a person with $6 million? Why?

The person with six children of course. Because the one with $6 million wants more.

4 Marry Him嫁給他

Jane loved Tony, but she worried about all the money he squandered when they went out together. “How can I stop Tony spending so much money on me?” She asked her mother.

　　“Marry him!”

5 Hen's Legs母雞的腿

Son: Why are hen's legs so short?

Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?

6 Two chickens兩隻雞

Uncle Silas had lighted his pipe for a comfortable smoke，when Aunt Mary looked up from her knitting and said：“Silas，do you know that Sunday next will be the thirtieth anniversary of our wedding？”

　　“I swan，”said Silas，“is that so，and what about it？”

　　“Oh，nothing，”said Aunt Mary，“Only thought maybe we ought to kill them two Rhode Island Red chickens.”

　　“But，Mary，”said Uncle Silas，“How can you blame them two Rhode Island Red chickens for what happened thirty years ago？”

 （from Internet)

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• 精力旺盛滿足... Chinese-English connection found -走馬讀人- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/23/2014 postreply 06:22:19

• 問好走馬讀人 ，周末快樂！ -南山鬆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/23/2014 postreply 16:03:48

• Uncle Silas should be happy that -衝浪潛水員- ♂ (96 bytes) () 08/23/2014 postreply 11:55:54

• 哈哈，潛水員高見~~~周末快樂！ -南山鬆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/23/2014 postreply 16:04:31

• 1,The wife is so strong! 3, mother knows best! -京燕花園- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/23/2014 postreply 17:10:20

• You are right:) Yanzi, have a nice weekend! -南山鬆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/23/2014 postreply 18:52:18

• 哈哈，這位夫人也太強悍了~~~小曼，周末快樂！ -南山鬆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/23/2014 postreply 18:53:41

• Songsong, thank you so much for those funny jokes as always. -珈玥- ♀ (39 bytes) () 08/24/2014 postreply 14:55:22

• Thanks 珈玥, you have a new beautiful name:) -南山鬆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/26/2014 postreply 18:14:31

• haha, according to father, hen's legs are short for a good reaso -~葉子~- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/25/2014 postreply 21:52:51

• Yes, funny theory:) -南山鬆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/26/2014 postreply 18:15:38