周末一笑；Back up Two Miles

1．Back up Two Miles 退後兩英裏

A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either direction. The motorist, in hurry, honked his horn.

"If you don't back up," said the farmer, rolling up his sleeves, I won't like what I'm going to have to do." The surprised driver put his car in reverse and backed up two miles, allowing the horse and buggy to go by. "What was it you wouldn't have liked to have done back there?" asked the farmer's son.

"Back up two miles," replied the farmer.

 

2. Which one is useful? 哪個更有用？

Two boys are talking about the sun and the moon. "Which one of them is more useful?" asked one of them.

 

"Of course the moon is. The moon is in the sky when it's dark, but the sun is in the sky in the daytime when nobody needs it."

 

3. An honest boy誠實的小男孩

A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest boy and returned to her.

 

Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm...that's funny. When I lost my purse there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."

 

The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."

 

4. Put an apple back放回蘋果

 The orchard-keeper spotted a little boy sneak into the orchard and climb an apple tree, so he raced over. "Little devil, what are you doing up on my tree?"

 

"Look here, sir, an apple fell off your tree, so I'm trying to put it up again!" the boy replied holding the apple in his hand.

 

5．A Good Boy好孩子

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You’re a good boy," said the mother proudly.

"Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."

 

6．Whose father was the stronger誰的爸爸是最強壯的

Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said," Well, you know the Pacific Ocean? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."

 

Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea? My father's the one who killed it!"

（from internet)

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• 哈哈，問好小曼，周末快樂！ -南山鬆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 06/28/2014 postreply 18:36:04

• 有趣的boys幽默係列，謝鬆鬆分享，周末快樂。 -紫君- ♀ (0 bytes) () 06/28/2014 postreply 17:02:50

• 謝謝子君欣賞，周末快樂！ -南山鬆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 06/28/2014 postreply 18:36:40

• no sun no see, no 3 no4; no noon, no nuan -走馬讀人- ♂ (0 bytes) () 06/28/2014 postreply 18:21:01

• Yes, that boy is very funny:) -南山鬆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 06/28/2014 postreply 18:37:31

• The children's brains are running fast,with a little humor you c -京燕花園- ♀ (87 bytes) () 06/30/2014 postreply 10:02:18

• Yeah, they are lovely:) -南山鬆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 06/30/2014 postreply 17:50:01