《白領“裝忙族”偷懶招數大曝光》 引網友熱議
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今時今日,白領們正在推崇一些表麵上看起來很忙、實際上卻能把偷懶進行得神不知鬼不覺的高人,這些人被稱為“裝忙族”。就在許多白領熱衷於在網上相互交流偷懶的絕招之際,老板們也不甘被動,果斷出手。本周二,一個名為《“裝忙族”偷懶招數大曝光》的帖子被發布在各大論壇的重點關注區,帖子詳盡地介紹了眼下“裝忙族”在工作期間最常使用的偷懶招數。
該帖迅速引起了熱議,來自員工陣營和老板陣營的回複帖競相跟上:員工們不斷豐富著辦公室偷懶的手段,並據此為指導攻略;老板們則一直添加著揭穿辦公室偷懶行為的心得,以此為打擊藍本。我們先了解一下被曝光的裝忙族的偷懶招數吧,不過,這些貌似已經被老板看穿啦。
1.同時開著QQ跟寫字板,靈活切換窗口,假裝寫文案其實是聊天。
2.借上廁所、倒開水等機會離開辦公區域忙裏偷閑。
3.打開網頁,把小說內容複製到word上,讓其混雜在文件中,慢慢看。
4.把開著帖子的瀏覽器縮小到一個小窗口,慢慢拖著看,隨時可以根據老板的位置最小化或關閉。
5.看其他網頁時眉頭緊縮,即使看到好笑處也保持嚴肅表情,貌似一直在認真工作。
6.開著excel窗口玩flash小遊戲。
7.接到電話一邊“您好,是是是,您請講……”一邊閃到無人區域放鬆一會兒。
8.用公司電話打給老友假裝約客戶:“××總你好,請問今晚是否有時間……”然後趁機嘮會兒閑嗑。
9.玩帶屏蔽功能的SNS遊戲,老板來了立刻屏蔽。 遼 沈
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