把手伸進電扇裏——一生隻可嚐試一次的20大糗事
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最新一期的時尚雜誌《紳士》刊載了一篇名為《一生隻可能嚐試一次的20大“糗”事》的文章,“這些事情表麵上看來似乎還蠻有道理的,但其實不然。希望這篇文章能給讀者朋友們一點幫助。”
這20大糗事是:
1、捐獻一個腎;
2、按照的士司機的建議購買股票;
3、汽油汽車裏加柴油;
4、和古怪的鄰居推心置腹;
5、在保健場所要求“特殊的額外”的服務;
6、和夜班保安聊的火熱;
7、與有“蛇圖紋身”的女人約會;
8、在腹股溝處噴止痛劑 ;
9、豐乳液當牙膏用;
10、上教堂的目的就隻為了那些免費的酒水;
11、把手指伸進旋轉的風扇;
12、動手測試電鐵絲網是否工作正常;
13、隨便在路邊的攤販處買熱狗吃;
14、夢想稅務人員會忘記你;
15、讚美女朋友妹妹的胸部;
16、應聘時強調自己會多種語言;
17、隨意參加各種名目的調查;
18、購買路人兜售的“新技術”;
19、自己做意大利麵;
20、野外聚餐等活動中,嚐試騎自行車從5個小孩身上飛過之類的危險“特技表演”。
(天石/陳曉輝)
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