英語謎語:Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class?

英語謎語ZT

1. What kind of tree is always ready to shake hands?

Palm. (palm: 棕櫚樹; 手掌)

2. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class?

Because her students were very bright. (bright: 聰明的;明亮耀眼的)

3. Why do astronauts worry about their jobs?
Every time they're sent into space, they're fired. (be fired: 解雇;被發射)



所有跟帖: 

You are hired, Purple lady! -走馬讀人- 給 走馬讀人 發送悄悄話 走馬讀人 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 04/08/2009 postreply 08:02:45

Thank you, 走馬讀人. Have a nice day. -紫君- 給 紫君 發送悄悄話 紫君 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 04/08/2009 postreply 08:10:17

謎語:內含XXX,, "不講理的"就在這裏 (2 X) -走馬讀人- 給 走馬讀人 發送悄悄話 走馬讀人 的博客首頁 (18 bytes) () 04/08/2009 postreply 19:51:37

走馬讀人謎語:內含XXX,, "不講理的"就在這裏 (2 X) -走馬讀人- 給 走馬讀人 發送悄悄話 走馬讀人 的博客首頁 (846 bytes) () 04/08/2009 postreply 19:55:31

請您先登陸,再發跟帖!