英語謎語:Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class?

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英語謎語ZT

1. What kind of tree is always ready to shake hands?

Palm. (palm: 棕櫚樹; 手掌)

2. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class?

Because her students were very bright. (bright: 聰明的;明亮耀眼的)

3. Why do astronauts worry about their jobs?
Every time they're sent into space, they're fired. (be fired: 解雇;被發射)