周末一笑：Garden Rule

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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

 

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Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant。

 

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How is it? One careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

 

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Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

 

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One day I saw an old woman was burning paper money and mumbled: buy funds if you get it.

  

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 Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.

 

(from Internet)

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• died by dyeing hair -走馬讀人- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/21/2015 postreply 06:17:22

• That's too bad:) 走馬讀人,周末快樂! -南山鬆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/21/2015 postreply 06:41:24

• Yes, I agree with you:) Xiaoman, have a nice weekend! -南山鬆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/21/2015 postreply 09:33:31

• 哈哈那個人不知道中國式燒錢,這一組真簡練less is more(☆_☆) -京燕花園- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/21/2015 postreply 08:20:31

• 嗯:) 問好燕子,周末快樂! -南山鬆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/21/2015 postreply 09:34:16

• Thanks for sharing, Songsong. Have a nice weekend! -肖莊- ♀ (1098 bytes) () 03/21/2015 postreply 09:53:01

• 哈哈,肖莊,你的點評很精彩,很喜歡:) 肖莊,周末快樂! -南山鬆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/21/2015 postreply 15:37:05

• 目標是3月末一笑. Finish my script is hard but try. -走馬讀人- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/21/2015 postreply 11:00:00

• Wait for your good news:) -南山鬆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/21/2015 postreply 15:41:29

• Hilarious jokes as always. Thanks, Songsong.Have a nice week. -婉蕠- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/23/2015 postreply 18:30:02

• 問好婉蕠,have a nice week! -南山鬆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/25/2015 postreply 16:52:55

• Haha... -~葉子~- ♀ (114 bytes) () 03/24/2015 postreply 14:37:05

• 哈哈,葉子好,新周快樂! -南山鬆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/25/2015 postreply 16:55:00