周末一笑：Garden Rule

1

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

 

2

Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant。

 

3

How is it? One careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

 

4

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

 

5

One day I saw an old woman was burning paper money and mumbled: buy funds if you get it.

  

6

 Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.

 

(from Internet)