小夥子,大冬天的,你穿成這樣不冷嗎?
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小夥子,大冬天的,你穿成這樣不冷嗎?
大哥你是來自秋名山的嗎
你還這麽小怎麽煙癮這麽大呢?
這是啥新款呀,挺別致呀
兄弟,坐公交要投一元錢,你為什麽隻投五毛呢,這下隻能上半個人了
搞笑段子:巨能搞笑的校園二貨
1、今天我和同桌打起來了,我跟同桌說:“對不起!”
同桌說應該是我先說對不起。然後我們又打起來了。。。
2、學著學著你就會發現:上帝為你關上了英語的窗,順便帶上了數學的門,塞上了物理的排水口,還堵死了化學的下水管道,就連語文的狗洞都給你拿水泥砌上了!!!
3、超市門口等人,旁邊走過倆學生,一個對另一個說:“超市東西太貴了,照這消費速度,我媽都以為我吸毒了”。
4、對剛高中畢業的弟弟說:“大學裏有那麽幾個女人,你經常能見到她們,她們也會慢慢認識你,偶爾會說上兩句話,見麵了也會微微一笑。”
我弟聽到這裏,心裏開始蕩漾。
我接著說:“她們就是:宿舍看門大媽,樓道清潔大媽,食堂打菜大媽,水房售卡大媽,報亭賣報大媽,機房管理大媽。”
5、學生時代聽過一個說法:如果男女同學早戀,男生會越發充滿自信,精神逐漸成熟,從而成績節節高升;女生卻會一頭紮進愛河,日夜思緒萬千,導致成績一落千丈。。。
現在想想,如果上述事實成立,那男生和男生談戀愛不就皆大歡喜了麽?!
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