PK大眼長發美眉

你再這樣對我當心我有外遇哦！老公如是對我吼。哼，冷笑，你也會有外遇，想當初選擇你這樣一個沒有皮囊的愣頭青不知道被多少人嘲笑。你不就是我的老公嗎，big deal!

短暫的夏日四處美麗，被冬季壓抑很久的性情終於可以得到釋放，該出門四處看看了。 對不起，老婆，最近台裏很多培訓需要參加；我正在構思小說呢，請勿打擾；不好意思，我得去圖書館借些專業書。怎麽聽都像是警報器，女友說，還是小心提防一下，現在的女孩子，個個都很厲害。

沒想到，自己一下子成了黃臉婆加棄婦。開始偷聽電話，翻衣服口袋筆夾，查電腦記錄，一無所獲。

傍晚，住在20樓的朋友買了大件需要幫忙，老公急急忙忙的離開。我正在客廳上網。 叮叮叮，哪裏來的呼叫聲，喇叭沒有打開呀。書房那一頭筆記本的燈正在閃個不停，心底一動，此時的行動是否太過於黑暗。猶豫中，可是，機不可失時不再來呀，算了，為了維護我們的婚姻堡壘卑鄙一次。

果然，MSN的窗口裏有條消息，點擊一看，原來是一個大眼長發美眉，打出的信息居然都是英文。管他呢，來個狸貓換太子吧。Shawn，I Miss you so much today. What are you doing at home? 嗯，還挺熱情大方，Hi, my wife cooked me a wonderful meal tonight, I am just wanna go outside taking a walk with her. 哼，讓她知道本老婆大人的存在。 Wow, I am glad you are having great time with her. Did you talk to her already? 有什麽好談的，難道找我離婚，想的美。 No, sweetie, I really don't know how to talk to her and what to say, would you give me a hand? 到底兩人在背後說我什麽呀？ Be honest with her. Tell her your feelings and tell her you need more attention from her. You deserve better than this. 倒，難不成老公變為了怨夫？我哪裏虧待他啦。 Wow, I don't know. She is doing a lot at home and it's so hard to explain those feelings to her.還是表揚一下自己先。Remeber what we were talking during lunch break. If I were you, I would sit down with her and tell her every single thing you don't like about her: being bossy at home, pay less attention to your emotions, picky about your living habits, ignoring your achievements at work... I mean, I thought you wanted to talk to her about those problems for a long time. 天拉，這麽多罪狀，不過想想好象都也不是全無根據, 還有，原來是同事。 But I am afraid that if I put it so directly, she would get hurt, bottom line, I still feel I love her. 那邊漂亮MM有片刻的沉默，可能沒有想到“老公”還在愛著那個“惡婆娘”。 Shawn, I am happy for you that you can still tolerate her. So why can you talk with her, tell her you love her and you want her change a little bit and cherish your marriage. I wish I could be someone else now. 哇，這麽強的暗示，不行了，要發飆。Sweetie, I really appreciate everything you've done for me, but I really value our friendship above everything else in the world, and I do believe that my wife and I could work out our own way. 嘿嘿，這下你得死心了吧。 Alright, Shawn, I just want you be happy. I love you as a friend. Talk to you tomorrow. 大眼MM要撤了，還是禮貌些吧。 Thanks, I'll grab you a coffee tomorrow.下線。

深思中，原來很久沒有和老公好好說過話了，看看鏡中，6年前的大眼長發MM現在已經是披頭散發腰身慵懶的黃臉婆了。趕緊拾落一番，等待老公。親愛的，累了吧，剛剛泡的咖啡，你休息一下吧。 滿頭大汗的老公有些驚訝的看著我，哦！老公，我們最近有空去看看電影節好嗎，聽說今年參賽的大片都不錯。好呀好呀，我以為你不喜歡呢。老公有些受寵若驚...

慢慢的我在改變自己，一起看看從前的照片，分享每天的見聞，老公在家的時間越來越長，我們也越來越相處融洽。

某一日，在外散步。 老公，你們台裏有很多大眼長發美女吧， 嗯，不少，意大利和葡萄牙的比較多。 那，中國女孩呢。 嗯，那個嘛，也有吧，比較少。 那你和她們談的來嗎？ 還好啦，都是CBC香蕉人，不一樣的。那萬一她們喜歡你怎麽辦？不會啦，她們喜歡誰都是一陣子的，別看她們都長得像個中國人，其實，老外一個。

哇，原來，虛驚一場！

引此為戒，提高警惕！

 

 

[遇語]

謝謝， 你開心我快樂就好！

[九少]

頭一回看大篇英文的博客文章，怎麽那麽搞笑的

[九少]

有道理就要頂