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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
               "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" 
                "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
                He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma "
                And they say blondes are dumb...
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        A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
        "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
        The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
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        "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped
        out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would
        think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
        "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
        ----------------------------------------------
        Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
        A: A rumor
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        Dear Lord,
        I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
        Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll
        beat him to death.
        AMEN
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        Q: Why do little boys whine?
        A: They are practicing to be men.
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        Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath
        and calling your name?
        A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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        Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
        A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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        Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
        A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

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北鶴 回複 悄悄話 >>Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

that is a good one. Here are mine:

Q:How do you attract male readers rush to your blog?
A: name all the titles with an X (it does not matter where you put that X on the title)

Q: How do you attract femal readers rush to your blogs?
A: name all the titles with Love (it does not matter where you put that Love on the title)


爾爾 回複 悄悄話 Actually, I'd bet that there are many intelligent, good looking and SENSITIVE men--but many of their wives or lovers may not be fully aware of them... :))
盈袖2006 回複 悄悄話 heihei.
Obviously you are right. There are all kinds of people on the internet:)
Intelligent, good looking and SENSITIVE, eh, a bit hard for a MAN...
Glider 回複 悄悄話 Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Haha, I could tell that you've mingled with a wrong group of poeple recently~~

Enjoy your weekend!


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