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習近平,中國缺心眼第一人!

(2022-02-06 03:53:15) 下一個

陳叔涵 2022年2月6日

習近平缺心眼的第一件事是:扛200斤麥子走十裏山路不換肩。此事廣為知曉,習也因此被稱為習麥郎。其實,幾乎人人都有缺心眼的時候,不足為奇。隻不過,習作為一個大國領袖時不時說出缺心眼的話,做出缺心眼的事,不免為世人詬病。最奇葩的是,習從不以為這是缺心眼,反以為是智慧!下麵,不妨以事實證明,習近平是中國缺心眼第一人!

第一,房住不炒。為了調控房價,習近平說,房子是用來住的,不是用來炒的。習周圍的馬屁精立馬附和:皇上英明。習也自認為是妙語,沾沾自喜。殊不知,這種說法忒缺心眼。房子固然是可用來住,但是,作為商品的房子,顯然不隻一種屬性,絕對可以出租,絕對可以作為投資標的,絕對可以抵押融資……可皇上才不管這麽多,他隻看一點,不及其餘。不知那些有兩套三套甚至多套房子的人,聽了房住不炒的話會作何感想?即便他們口頭不敢反駁,心裏不免感慨,皇上連最基本的商業常識都不具備,還談什麽管理國家經濟!最主要的是,市場不會聽皇上的話,炒房依舊猖獗!

第二,定於一尊。現在已經是二十一世紀,獨裁乃是逆流,與現代政治文明背道而馳。作為一國之主,手握最高權力,在實際行動上可以定於一尊,完全沒有問題。但是,像定於一尊這類超級獨裁的話語,隻可讓大臣們在心中默念,做到心中有數即可,豈可堂而皇之見諸報端呢,這不是明擺著告訴世界:慶豐帝比秦始皇、漢武帝還要獨裁嗎?!古往今來,帝王身邊都聚集著一批馬屁精,這是常態,無可厚非。沒有糞坑,蛆蟲該咋活啊。但是,被吹捧的人要有最起碼的鑒別能力,哪些馬屁可以享受,哪些馬屁絕對不能容忍。毛澤東時代,毛被吹上了天,但是,毛沒有昏頭。當陳伯達拋出天才論的時候,毛就毫不手軟地處理了陳伯達!在中國文化中,有些事做得說不得,如帝王獨裁、欺壓百姓、割韭菜;有些事說得做不得,如共產主義,為人民服務、大公無私。然而,慶豐帝作為一國之主,卻連最起碼的評判尺度都把握不當,隻能用缺心眼來解釋。

第三,共同富裕。這一口號本是習近平的政敵薄熙來十年前就在很多場合下高調提過的,習現在拾政敵之牙穢就太糊塗,還不如直接提中國特色的共產主義或習近平時代的共產主義,都比共同富裕要合適,至少可以跟政敵撇清關係。拾政敵之牙穢也就罷了,隻要共同富裕這一口號靠譜,也沒有什麽大不了。關鍵是,這一口號太離譜,一點也經不起推敲。我的一個導遊朋友曾對我說,沒有想到慶豐帝這麽缺心眼,難怪財新網主編胡舒立忍不住以豬頭暗諷之。我說,何出此言?我的導遊朋友答曰:共同富裕不要說在十四億人的中國是句空話,就是在隻有十四個人的旅行團裏也是一句空話,絕對沒有實現的可能。原來,我的這位朋友曾經對一個隻有十四人的旅行團提議,大家把兜裏的現金(卡裏的錢不算)拿出來共用,晚上一起去吃喝玩樂。結果,沒有一個人同意!

第四,窯洞對。這是慶豐帝做的最缺心眼的事。窯洞對本是當年毛澤東忽悠國統區名流黃炎培等人的鬼話,是最大的狗屎一堆。黃炎培問毛澤東,要是共產黨取得了政權該如何擺脫曆史周期律,也就是說,如何避免曆史上周期性地改朝換代。毛澤東答曰:用民主!黃炎培居然信了。窯洞對說的大致就是這件事。然而,曆史與現實都證明了這是一次大忽悠!中共所有領導人,包括毛本人,沒有誰再提這檔子事,為什麽?丟人啊!因為毛說的與做的截然相反啊!所以,我才說,窯洞對是最大的狗屎一堆。俗話說,狗屎不挑不臭,傷疤不揭不痛。可我們的慶豐帝啊,偏要反其道而行之。他本想借窯洞對來兜售他的全過程民主,殊不知,全過程民主也是缺心眼的提法。中國人連言論自由都沒有,連黨禁也沒有放開,民主從何說起啊?隻能是全過程專製!他不提全過程民主還好,他一提反而成為了國際笑柄、世紀笑料,原因隻有一個:缺心眼!

慶豐帝缺心眼的事例還有很多,我就不再扒了,還得給皇上留一點顏麵。要不,龍顏大怒,地動山搖,連本網站也給封了,那就沒地方玩了!

 

Xi Jinping, China's No.1 simpleton!

 Chen Shuhan February 6, 2022

The first thing showing Xi Jinping was dim-witted: carrying 220 pounds of wheat for ten miles up a mountain road without changing shoulders. This incident is widely known, and Xi has become known as Xi Mai Lang (wheat-carrying guy). In fact, almost everyone is sometimes senseless, not surprisingly. It is only that Xi, as a leader of a superpower, says and does things from time to time without using his head, thus he is inevitably criticized by the world. The strangest thing is that Xi never thinks this is a stupid deed and regards it as wisdom! Here are some facts to prove that Xi Jinping is the No.1 simpleton in China!

First, a house is for living, not for speculation. To regulate house prices, Xi Jinping said that houses were for living, not for speculation. The ass-kissers around Xi immediately chimed in: Your Majesty is wise. Xi also thought it was a wonderful statement and felt complacent accordingly. As everyone knows, this kind of statement is too senseless. House can certainly be used for living, but, as a commodity, a house obviously is not only a property for living, absolutely can be rented, surely can be used as an investment target, and definitely can be mortgaged to finance ...... but the emperor does not care so much, he only looks at a point, regardless of the rest aspects. I don't know those who have two, three, or even many houses, how will they feel after hearing the emperor’s words of house for living not for speculation? Even if they do not dare to refute verbally, they cannot help feeling in their hearts that the Emperor does not even have the most basic common sense in business, and how can he talk about managing the national economy! The main thing is that the market will not listen to the words of the emperor, speculation remains rampant as usual!

Secondly, all state affairs are decided by the emperor alone. It is now the 21st century; dictatorship is a counter-current, contrary to modern political civilization. As the head of a country, holding the highest power in his hands, he can make decisions on state affairs totally by himself in terms of practical actions, and there is no problem at all. However, such super dictatorial words as "decision by emperor only" can only be recited by the ministers in their hearts, so that they know what they are talking about, but it should not be published in the newspapers in a dignified manner, which is not telling the world that Emperor Qingfeng was even more dictatorial than Emperor Qin Shi Huang and Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty? Throughout history, emperors and kings have gathered around a group of ass-kissers, this is the norm, and there is no need to blame too much. How could the maggots survive without manure pits? However, the person being touted should have the minimum discernment of what kind of flattery can be enjoyed and what kind of flattery should never be tolerated. In the era of Mao Zedong, Mao was blown up to the sky, but Mao did not lose his head. When Chen Boda threw out the genius theory, Mao did away with Chen Boda without mercy! In Chinese culture, some things can be done but cannot be said, such as imperial dictatorship, oppression of the people, and cutting leeks; and some things cannot be done but just can be talked about, such as communism, service to the people, and chauvinism. However, the Qingfeng emperor as the head of the country, fails to grasp properly even the minimum scale of judgment, it can only be explained by his lack of brains.

Third: common prosperity. Ten years ago on many occasions, this slogan was shouted out in a high profile by Bo Xilai, Xi Jinping's political enemy, Xi now is too confused to pick up the wisdom of his political enemy, and it would be better to directly mention the Chinese characteristics of communism or communism of Xi Jinping era, which is more appropriate than talk of the common prosperity, at least you can draw a line clearly with the political enemy. Anyway, it’s not a big mistake to pick up the wisdom of the political enemy, as long as the slogan "common prosperity" is reliable. The point is that this slogan is so outrageous that it does not stand up to scrutiny. A tour guide friend of mine once said to me that he did not expect Emperor Qingfeng to be senseless to this extent, so no wonder Hu Shuli, editor-in-chief of Caixin, could not help but use a pig's head as an insinuation to Xi Jinping. I asked my friend, why do you say that? My tour guide friend replied: common prosperity is an empty word. Not to mention the 1.4 billion people in China, only fourteen people in the tour group it is also an empty word, and there is absolutely no possibility of realization. Originally, my friend once proposed to a tour group of only fourteen people and asked them to take out the cash in their pockets (not including the money in their cards) to share together, and then go to eat, drink, and play together at night with the shared cash. As a result, not a single person agreed!

Fourth: the dialogue in the cave dwellings. This is the most dim-witted thing the Qingfeng Emperor had done. The dialogue in the cave dwellings was the biggest pile of shit in which  Mao Zedong fooled the famous Huang Yanpei and others in the Nationalist Region. Huang Yanpei asked Mao how to get rid of the cyclical law of history, that is to say, how to avoid the cyclical change of dynasties in history if the Communist Party gained power. Mao Zedong replied: Use democracy! Huang Yanpei actually believed it. This is roughly what the dialogue in the cave dwellings told. However, both history and reality proved that it was a big lie! None of the CCP leaders, including Mao himself, ever mentioned this incident again. Why? It was humiliating! Because what Mao said was the very opposite of what he did! That's why I say the dialogue in the cave dwellings is the biggest pile of shit ever. As the saying goes, shit doesn't stink if you don't pick it, and scars don't hurt if you don't reveal them. But our Emperor Qingfeng wanted to do the opposite. He wanted to use the dialogue in the cave-dwelling to peddle his whole-process democracy, but he did not realize that his whole-process democracy was also a dim-witted expression. The Chinese people do not even have the freedom of speech, and the Party ban has not been removed so far, so how can we talk about democracy? It can only be a full-process dictatorship! That should be no problem for him, in case he did not mention the whole process of democracy, and it is because Xi Jinping mentioned the whole process of democracy, he turned out to be the international laughing stock, the joke of the century, there is only one reason: he is a senseless guy!

There are many examples to show how the Qingfeng emperor is dim-witted, but I will not pick up any more, we have to save our emperor’s face anyway. Otherwise, the emperor hit the ceiling, which will cause the ground to shake, even this website is also closed, and then there is no place for us to play any longer!

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叔涵心語 回複 悄悄話 回複 '戈民' 的評論 : 先生之言精辟!
戈民 回複 悄悄話 回複 'lao-fei' 的評論 : "與換肩無關。就像你使用筷子,用慣了右手,"
如果習慣了永久不換肩,還說它幹什麽。lao-fei 洗地洗的五頭腦啊。

習包子在另一次錄像印證這件事,他說: “十裏山路,一口氣就下來了”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-KHiqUyuyc

“我那時候扛200斤麥子,10裏山路,我不換肩的”:
https://youtu.be/cdH-zKCQs1M?list=PLLwiWq37Uu3b1hSAyGMOJjSG1y9VO8Va4

可見習近平也不是口誤。土共宣傳的一個重要文化習慣是:自欺欺人,時間長了,就自己也信以為真了。例如,習小小曾發文章稱:”中華民族許多熱血兒女毅然投身到抗擊法西斯德軍的英勇行列中。毛澤東主席的長子毛岸英作為白俄羅斯第一方麵軍坦克連指導員,轉戰千裏,直至攻克柏林”。 而實際上,毛岸英沒有參加蘇聯的衛國戰爭,更沒有攻入柏林。
悠然見青山 回複 悄悄話 說得好,給樓主點個讚。
大衛談 回複 悄悄話 dalidali:知道就是知道,不知道就是不知道。靠自己的主觀立場在這裏意淫的貼,讓他們自我欣賞去吧,沒人理會。謝謝!同時給樓主再讚!
Dalidali 回複 悄悄話 回複 '大衛談' 的評論 :
認同!
我在農村長大,記得很清楚,口袋大概100斤左右,可以抗!
但200斤的麻袋很粗,應當是背! 壯小夥子走幾十,上百米可以,走幾裏路太難了,沒見過! 走10裏山路“不換肩”(不歇)99.99999%的人做不到,當然也沒見過!
BananaeEggs 回複 悄悄話 咦?習明澤呢?世界上還有隱形公主?既然是國家領導人的女兒,就有責任給全民一個交代,難道習明澤見不得光?怕被拐賣?
大衛談 回複 悄悄話 給樓主點個讚!
大衛談 回複 悄悄話 我下鄉10年在村裏當了4年會計,每年秋後到糧庫交糧食帶7,8個跟我一樣壯實的小夥子去。平時老鄉分糧食使自家的帆布口袋大約裝一百三四十斤,在別人的幫助下扛到肩上回家最多幾百米的路程。糧庫交糧是麻袋一次稱重標準200斤,然後上十幾米棧橋路倒到糧庫裏。感覺比老鄉的口袋重多了,別說是10裏地就是幾百米不是泰森的體格也吃不消。還10裏地山路不換肩,就是不休息的意思。因為200斤不可能扛在肩一頭隻能扛在勃子正中。希望沒見過世麵的傻子別在這裏瞎呼悠。
叔涵心語 回複 悄悄話 回複 'lao-fei' 的評論 : 你真會詭辯!但是,200斤麥子你先去扛一扛再說!
lao-fei 回複 悄悄話 習近平缺心眼的第一件事是:扛200斤麥子走十裏山路不換肩。
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不換肩不等於不把麻袋放下來休息,累了放下來休息一下,再上肩接著走。
作者沒扛過麻袋沒有體會,用慣了右肩,如果把麻袋放到左肩是放不住的,而且麻袋壓在肩膀上,累了是腿累,與換肩無關。就像你使用筷子,用慣了右手,如果在短時間內用筷子夾大量的實物,就會累,換了左手可以麽?
三聖鄉隱士 回複 悄悄話 中國政治生態複雜,能走到最高領導這一步,太難了,需要極高的智商、情商、手腕。習能走到這一步,說明他是個非常厲害的人。當然我也不是說他值得讚同、讚美,但是我覺得應該客觀的評價一個人,他的政策,和他所處的環境和中國的文化關係。
叔涵心語 回複 悄悄話 回複 '桃花潭' 的評論 : 在你看來,反習和反華是兩回事!我倒是覺得,反習和反華並無不同。當今的中國就是習近平的私有財產,就像當年的中國是毛澤東的私有財產一樣!
叔涵心語 回複 悄悄話 回複 'Nosohard1' 的評論 : 說真話的人才有良心!說假話的人才缺良心。不擺事實、不講道理而隻知亂扣帽子、亂打棍子的人才是真正的沒有良心!
Nosohard1 回複 悄悄話 你缺的是良心, 做人的良心
kai2002 回複 悄悄話 1,2,3沒看出有什麽錯,中國房價虛高,房企不顧一切逐利,泡沫隻會越來越大,現在提前破掉,屬於壯士斷腕,還是不錯的,第2定位一尊,他本來就是要獨裁,這完全符合他的目的,他要搞民主才是叫缺心眼。第3,提共同富裕,是一個口號,拉攏人心,看不出缺心眼。要是他說鼓勵貧富差距那才叫缺心眼。
springdale 回複 悄悄話 謊言與暴力,是中共的二大基本屬性。然而,習近平的騙術,遠遜於毛澤東周恩來鄧小平,現在外界逐漸認清了中共的欺騙本質與本性。習近平唯一的依靠,就是靠暴力維持共產黨政權,但這種極權暴政不可能長久。中國已經失去了和平轉型的可能性,共產黨某一日因內鬥或向外動武而一旦垮台,必然天下大亂,漢族與少數民族不斷互相仇殺,血雨腥風至少三五十年。
我心依舊2008 回複 悄悄話 共和國73年,依然不是法律至上, 民眾依然期望明君,依然期望500年一出的領袖,屁民們依然仰望天庭主持公義,某大作家居然支持農村拐賣婦女,盛世中居然出現一個生了八個孩子的被賣婦女被鎖鏈拴住的情景,這個民族這個國家的人知道什麽叫生而為人?

可以有一個預測,這個國家如果體製不改,20年後GDP別說第2, 能進前十就不錯了,而且到時人人都想移民西方國家,因為這個國家已經不適合人類居住了。
桃花潭 回複 悄悄話 樓主每天一貼反習,好像沒看到你的反華貼,但願你不是因最近習近平打壓資本無度擴張而導致你家族利益受損而反習。
華府采菊人 回複 悄悄話 一不小心他忘了什麽叫做“缺心眼”,還認為自己是“馬王爺有三隻眼”!
lio 回複 悄悄話
從曆史看,沒有永遠的政權,也沒有永遠的政黨,總有它退出曆史舞台的那一天。然而習給中華民族造成的傷害可不輕。因為他的胡作非為,今後中國要麵對更加嚴峻的國際環境,遠的不說,日本因為習會加強軍事實力。

走出非洲67 回複 悄悄話 習豬頭小學文化念稿都錯字連連,通商寬衣,水平實在太差,但豬頭並不覺得丟人現眼,跑去國外念書單,簡直把人丟姥姥家了,諾大一國家出這等皇帝,民族之不幸。
龍頭鍘刀 回複 悄悄話 就是個村長。
筆名老忘06 回複 悄悄話 中國在習領導下,越來越好,越來越強,氣死你們
ahniu 回複 悄悄話 習老農的思維,不難理解。
中國人的悲哀,落後幾百年。
YanbeiYin 回複 悄悄話 習在清華大學主修化學工程, 他了解質量和能量平衡嗎? 1980年代,他的老師曾經和我們聊過,教這樣一個學生很難。
FollowNature 回複 悄悄話 缺心眼,對於反華反共的,不是求之不得嗎?這些人及國應該高興慶賀才是正常反應。
叔涵心語 回複 悄悄話 回複 'wumiao' 的評論 : 習當然是想象毛一樣獨裁,隻不過,習才具不足,終歸畫虎不成反類犬!
wumiao 回複 悄悄話 毛很喜歡全國人喊他萬歲,他是最獨裁惡毒的一個人,陳伯達是因為之前逆鱗了才弄掉了。習要跟毛學定一尊,是覺得全國隻有他一個男兒。習對國家除了會抓權力,其他什麽都不會,所以說他隻是個村長的才能。但人家有現實五子棋經常下輸,卻有世界圍棋冠軍的夢想,。
叔涵心語 回複 悄悄話 回複 '魅力野花' 的評論 : 能坐上皇位當然不是最差的!
叔涵心語 回複 悄悄話 回複 'Sinojackia' 的評論 : 我隻是在談慶豐帝缺心眼,而沒有說別人缺心眼。先生為何說,我看別人都缺心眼呢?你不覺得你的思維邏輯有問題嗎?
注冊怎麽這麽難 回複 悄悄話 江當年真昏了頭,選這麽個草包上去,中華民族的劫數啊
smithmaella 回複 悄悄話 你這個缺心眼,博主說別人“都”缺心眼了嗎?
Sinojackia 回複 悄悄話 博主自己缺心眼,所以才看別人都缺心眼。
魅力野花 回複 悄悄話 全世界一個人一個心眼。
當領導難。都有缺點。
人類都是自私的,全世界都亂了。
習主席,我的校友,係友,不是最差的。
我要是有錢,不當主席,太忙,太操心。
你想當主席嗎??!
smithmaella 回複 悄悄話 樓主說的太對了。阻礙中華民族“偉大複興“的不是美囯等敵對勢力,恰恰是這個豬頭。什麽房住不炒、集中力量辦大事、統一思想、統一指揮,….,這些口號、“金句”經不起一丁點兒的推敲和辯論,可是卻成了億萬人的思想框框。然後呢它又沒完沒了的喊解放思想、改革開放。
玉麵小飛龍_007 回複 悄悄話 人類命運共同體,誰鳥呀?蠢在丟人還不自知。
叔涵心語 回複 悄悄話 對於pssci的評論深表讚同。先生若有空,不妨也參閱另一篇博文《習近平的自負人生》
pssci 回複 悄悄話 大智若愚,混到一尊的位上也是相當的不容易的
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