陳叔涵 2022年2月6日

習近平缺心眼的第一件事是：扛200斤麥子走十裏山路不換肩。此事廣為知曉，習也因此被稱為習麥郎。其實，幾乎人人都有缺心眼的時候，不足為奇。隻不過，習作為一個大國領袖時不時說出缺心眼的話，做出缺心眼的事，不免為世人詬病。最奇葩的是，習從不以為這是缺心眼，反以為是智慧！下麵，不妨以事實證明，習近平是中國缺心眼第一人！

第一，房住不炒。為了調控房價，習近平說，房子是用來住的，不是用來炒的。習周圍的馬屁精立馬附和：皇上英明。習也自認為是妙語，沾沾自喜。殊不知，這種說法忒缺心眼。房子固然是可用來住，但是，作為商品的房子，顯然不隻一種屬性，絕對可以出租，絕對可以作為投資標的，絕對可以抵押融資……可皇上才不管這麽多，他隻看一點，不及其餘。不知那些有兩套三套甚至多套房子的人，聽了房住不炒的話會作何感想？即便他們口頭不敢反駁，心裏不免感慨，皇上連最基本的商業常識都不具備，還談什麽管理國家經濟！最主要的是，市場不會聽皇上的話，炒房依舊猖獗！

第二，定於一尊。現在已經是二十一世紀，獨裁乃是逆流，與現代政治文明背道而馳。作為一國之主，手握最高權力，在實際行動上可以定於一尊，完全沒有問題。但是，像定於一尊這類超級獨裁的話語，隻可讓大臣們在心中默念，做到心中有數即可，豈可堂而皇之見諸報端呢，這不是明擺著告訴世界：慶豐帝比秦始皇、漢武帝還要獨裁嗎？！古往今來，帝王身邊都聚集著一批馬屁精，這是常態，無可厚非。沒有糞坑，蛆蟲該咋活啊。但是，被吹捧的人要有最起碼的鑒別能力，哪些馬屁可以享受，哪些馬屁絕對不能容忍。毛澤東時代，毛被吹上了天，但是，毛沒有昏頭。當陳伯達拋出天才論的時候，毛就毫不手軟地處理了陳伯達！在中國文化中，有些事做得說不得，如帝王獨裁、欺壓百姓、割韭菜；有些事說得做不得，如共產主義，為人民服務、大公無私。然而，慶豐帝作為一國之主，卻連最起碼的評判尺度都把握不當，隻能用缺心眼來解釋。

第三，共同富裕。這一口號本是習近平的政敵薄熙來十年前就在很多場合下高調提過的，習現在拾政敵之牙穢就太糊塗，還不如直接提中國特色的共產主義或習近平時代的共產主義，都比共同富裕要合適，至少可以跟政敵撇清關係。拾政敵之牙穢也就罷了，隻要共同富裕這一口號靠譜，也沒有什麽大不了。關鍵是，這一口號太離譜，一點也經不起推敲。我的一個導遊朋友曾對我說，沒有想到慶豐帝這麽缺心眼，難怪財新網主編胡舒立忍不住以豬頭暗諷之。我說，何出此言？我的導遊朋友答曰：共同富裕不要說在十四億人的中國是句空話，就是在隻有十四個人的旅行團裏也是一句空話，絕對沒有實現的可能。原來，我的這位朋友曾經對一個隻有十四人的旅行團提議，大家把兜裏的現金(卡裏的錢不算)拿出來共用，晚上一起去吃喝玩樂。結果，沒有一個人同意！

第四，窯洞對。這是慶豐帝做的最缺心眼的事。窯洞對本是當年毛澤東忽悠國統區名流黃炎培等人的鬼話，是最大的狗屎一堆。黃炎培問毛澤東，要是共產黨取得了政權該如何擺脫曆史周期律，也就是說，如何避免曆史上周期性地改朝換代。毛澤東答曰：用民主！黃炎培居然信了。窯洞對說的大致就是這件事。然而，曆史與現實都證明了這是一次大忽悠！中共所有領導人，包括毛本人，沒有誰再提這檔子事，為什麽？丟人啊！因為毛說的與做的截然相反啊！所以，我才說，窯洞對是最大的狗屎一堆。俗話說，狗屎不挑不臭，傷疤不揭不痛。可我們的慶豐帝啊，偏要反其道而行之。他本想借窯洞對來兜售他的全過程民主，殊不知，全過程民主也是缺心眼的提法。中國人連言論自由都沒有，連黨禁也沒有放開，民主從何說起啊？隻能是全過程專製！他不提全過程民主還好，他一提反而成為了國際笑柄、世紀笑料，原因隻有一個：缺心眼！

慶豐帝缺心眼的事例還有很多，我就不再扒了，還得給皇上留一點顏麵。要不，龍顏大怒，地動山搖，連本網站也給封了，那就沒地方玩了！

Xi Jinping, China's No.1 simpleton!

 Chen Shuhan February 6, 2022

The first thing showing Xi Jinping was dim-witted: carrying 220 pounds of wheat for ten miles up a mountain road without changing shoulders. This incident is widely known, and Xi has become known as Xi Mai Lang (wheat-carrying guy). In fact, almost everyone is sometimes senseless, not surprisingly. It is only that Xi, as a leader of a superpower, says and does things from time to time without using his head, thus he is inevitably criticized by the world. The strangest thing is that Xi never thinks this is a stupid deed and regards it as wisdom! Here are some facts to prove that Xi Jinping is the No.1 simpleton in China!

First, a house is for living, not for speculation. To regulate house prices, Xi Jinping said that houses were for living, not for speculation. The ass-kissers around Xi immediately chimed in: Your Majesty is wise. Xi also thought it was a wonderful statement and felt complacent accordingly. As everyone knows, this kind of statement is too senseless. House can certainly be used for living, but, as a commodity, a house obviously is not only a property for living, absolutely can be rented, surely can be used as an investment target, and definitely can be mortgaged to finance ...... but the emperor does not care so much, he only looks at a point, regardless of the rest aspects. I don't know those who have two, three, or even many houses, how will they feel after hearing the emperor’s words of house for living not for speculation? Even if they do not dare to refute verbally, they cannot help feeling in their hearts that the Emperor does not even have the most basic common sense in business, and how can he talk about managing the national economy! The main thing is that the market will not listen to the words of the emperor, speculation remains rampant as usual!

Secondly, all state affairs are decided by the emperor alone. It is now the 21st century; dictatorship is a counter-current, contrary to modern political civilization. As the head of a country, holding the highest power in his hands, he can make decisions on state affairs totally by himself in terms of practical actions, and there is no problem at all. However, such super dictatorial words as "decision by emperor only" can only be recited by the ministers in their hearts, so that they know what they are talking about, but it should not be published in the newspapers in a dignified manner, which is not telling the world that Emperor Qingfeng was even more dictatorial than Emperor Qin Shi Huang and Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty? Throughout history, emperors and kings have gathered around a group of ass-kissers, this is the norm, and there is no need to blame too much. How could the maggots survive without manure pits? However, the person being touted should have the minimum discernment of what kind of flattery can be enjoyed and what kind of flattery should never be tolerated. In the era of Mao Zedong, Mao was blown up to the sky, but Mao did not lose his head. When Chen Boda threw out the genius theory, Mao did away with Chen Boda without mercy! In Chinese culture, some things can be done but cannot be said, such as imperial dictatorship, oppression of the people, and cutting leeks; and some things cannot be done but just can be talked about, such as communism, service to the people, and chauvinism. However, the Qingfeng emperor as the head of the country, fails to grasp properly even the minimum scale of judgment, it can only be explained by his lack of brains.

Third: common prosperity. Ten years ago on many occasions, this slogan was shouted out in a high profile by Bo Xilai, Xi Jinping's political enemy, Xi now is too confused to pick up the wisdom of his political enemy, and it would be better to directly mention the Chinese characteristics of communism or communism of Xi Jinping era, which is more appropriate than talk of the common prosperity, at least you can draw a line clearly with the political enemy. Anyway, it’s not a big mistake to pick up the wisdom of the political enemy, as long as the slogan "common prosperity" is reliable. The point is that this slogan is so outrageous that it does not stand up to scrutiny. A tour guide friend of mine once said to me that he did not expect Emperor Qingfeng to be senseless to this extent, so no wonder Hu Shuli, editor-in-chief of Caixin, could not help but use a pig's head as an insinuation to Xi Jinping. I asked my friend, why do you say that? My tour guide friend replied: common prosperity is an empty word. Not to mention the 1.4 billion people in China, only fourteen people in the tour group it is also an empty word, and there is absolutely no possibility of realization. Originally, my friend once proposed to a tour group of only fourteen people and asked them to take out the cash in their pockets (not including the money in their cards) to share together, and then go to eat, drink, and play together at night with the shared cash. As a result, not a single person agreed!

Fourth: the dialogue in the cave dwellings. This is the most dim-witted thing the Qingfeng Emperor had done. The dialogue in the cave dwellings was the biggest pile of shit in which  Mao Zedong fooled the famous Huang Yanpei and others in the Nationalist Region. Huang Yanpei asked Mao how to get rid of the cyclical law of history, that is to say, how to avoid the cyclical change of dynasties in history if the Communist Party gained power. Mao Zedong replied: Use democracy! Huang Yanpei actually believed it. This is roughly what the dialogue in the cave dwellings told. However, both history and reality proved that it was a big lie! None of the CCP leaders, including Mao himself, ever mentioned this incident again. Why? It was humiliating! Because what Mao said was the very opposite of what he did! That's why I say the dialogue in the cave dwellings is the biggest pile of shit ever. As the saying goes, shit doesn't stink if you don't pick it, and scars don't hurt if you don't reveal them. But our Emperor Qingfeng wanted to do the opposite. He wanted to use the dialogue in the cave-dwelling to peddle his whole-process democracy, but he did not realize that his whole-process democracy was also a dim-witted expression. The Chinese people do not even have the freedom of speech, and the Party ban has not been removed so far, so how can we talk about democracy? It can only be a full-process dictatorship! That should be no problem for him, in case he did not mention the whole process of democracy, and it is because Xi Jinping mentioned the whole process of democracy, he turned out to be the international laughing stock, the joke of the century, there is only one reason: he is a senseless guy!

There are many examples to show how the Qingfeng emperor is dim-witted, but I will not pick up any more, we have to save our emperor’s face anyway. Otherwise, the emperor hit the ceiling, which will cause the ground to shake, even this website is also closed, and then there is no place for us to play any longer!