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人類又發現一個新元素？有人見到嗎？
The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by researchers at the University of Fulchester. The element, tentatively named Administratium, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0. However, it does have 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons and 111 assistant vice neutrons. This gives it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons. Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes in contact with. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Administratium caused one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would have normally occurred in less than one second.
Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three years, at which time it does not actually decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which assistant neutrons, vice neutrons and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. Some studies have shown that the atomic mass actually increases after each reorganization. Research at other laboratories indicates that Administratium occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points such as government agencies, large corporations and universities and can usually be found in the newest and best appointed buildings.
Scientists point out that Administratium is known to be toxic at any level of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reaction where it is allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine how Administratium can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but results to date are not promising. Use extreme caution when you encounter this element.
另外，還有一個新元素在生活裏可能有些網友已經知道了。我也比較喜歡溫馨小資的文章，因為這類文章不容易引起爭議，而且讀起來很受用。小資的和回憶舊戀的貼子有人讀了過去就沒有什麽，但不是人人都這樣。實際上，海外華人女性喜歡寫這些文章，但受到傷害的也是女性，因為有些人不是讀後就過去的，他們要想，甚至要挺身去做。目前，國內的情況已經變得遠不如汪曾祺寫“受戒”時那麽單純了，一些新貴大款們無孔不入，看到模樣稍好的女性就想入非非，有時往往隻是為了給他們裝門麵抬高身價，事情過去馬上甩掉，不幸的女性就這樣被傳染上性病。我已經了解到幾個這樣的情況，想用小說的形式寫出來又怕暴露人家隱私，隻好這樣泛泛而談一下。海華的情種們往往不諳就理回國重溫舊情或者偶得豔遇，回來就帶了一身性病。其中有人是不知道，也有故意這樣做的，把配偶傳染上，結果本來很好的家庭就此終了。
英文部分是個笑話，中文部分？.........
The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by researchers at the University of Fulchester. The element, tentatively named Administratium, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0. However, it does have 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons and 111 assistant vice neutrons. This gives it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons. Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes in contact with. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Administratium caused one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would have normally occurred in less than one second.
Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three years, at which time it does not actually decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which assistant neutrons, vice neutrons and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. Some studies have shown that the atomic mass actually increases after each reorganization. Research at other laboratories indicates that Administratium occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points such as government agencies, large corporations and universities and can usually be found in the newest and best appointed buildings.
Scientists point out that Administratium is known to be toxic at any level of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reaction where it is allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine how Administratium can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but results to date are not promising. Use extreme caution when you encounter this element.
另外，還有一個新元素在生活裏可能有些網友已經知道了。我也比較喜歡溫馨小資的文章，因為這類文章不容易引起爭議，而且讀起來很受用。小資的和回憶舊戀的貼子有人讀了過去就沒有什麽，但不是人人都這樣。實際上，海外華人女性喜歡寫這些文章，但受到傷害的也是女性，因為有些人不是讀後就過去的，他們要想，甚至要挺身去做。目前，國內的情況已經變得遠不如汪曾祺寫“受戒”時那麽單純了，一些新貴大款們無孔不入，看到模樣稍好的女性就想入非非，有時往往隻是為了給他們裝門麵抬高身價，事情過去馬上甩掉，不幸的女性就這樣被傳染上性病。我已經了解到幾個這樣的情況，想用小說的形式寫出來又怕暴露人家隱私，隻好這樣泛泛而談一下。海華的情種們往往不諳就理回國重溫舊情或者偶得豔遇，回來就帶了一身性病。其中有人是不知道，也有故意這樣做的，把配偶傳染上，結果本來很好的家庭就此終了。
英文部分是個笑話，中文部分？.........
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