Latest epidemic: Applemania

Latest epidemic: applemania

The latest apple has just arrived
It is grown in the greenhouse
No fertilizer applied
No pesticide sprayed
No need for refrigerator for storage
No need for peeling
Patented in US and produced in China
In this age of organic food we are craving for it

It is so good that
you can even bring  it with you when you board international flights

We have been dreaming about it day and night
Waiting patiently for it all year around
We gift it to our beloved ones; in Christmas and Valentine

We cannot resist it for the sake of health and stay abreast of the fashion wave
All doctors are recommending it risking their career or business: An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away!

We all listen, particularly to our doctors, that is how we start having apple each and every single day

We have apple during the day and by the night

On the coach, at the table and on bed
During breakfast, lunch and dinner
At work and after work
In the sun, in the rain, in the snow and in the fog
While we walk, run, sit, lie and sleep
We eat it in the living room, bedroom, classroom, boardroom, meeting room, and also the bathroom

We take a bite watching tides rise and  retreat
We take a bite watching sunrise and sunset
We take a bite watching this colorful life
We take a bite watching the delicious foods

Eating apple makes you bold so that you can jaywalk without watching the traffic
Eating apple makes you shameless so that you have it while using the bathroom
Eating apple makes your distant from your friends families and your pets so close but so far away
You are here but you are there

Apple to us is like
Liquor to the alcoholics for needs
Rifle to the snipers for work
Cigarette to the smokers for release
Condon to the sex works for safety

This epidemic has spread so fast
It has reached North America, South America, Asia, Africa,Europe, Oceania
The Pacific Ocean, Atlantic Ocean , India Ocean, Arctic Ocean
Even WHO was not spared that is why they fail to alert the public
They turn deaf ears to every new release of apple,  after all WHO cares?

We are all poisoned, contaminated and infected
Because we want to, like to, eager to, volunteer to and  are willing to be infected
If we can afford it we are poisoned by having it
If we cannot afford it we are poison by the craving of having it
We envy about other's version of the latest apple
We show off our latest version of apple

We will never give poisons to our grandparents, parents, girl friends, boyfriends , or kids
But we, when possible, will not hesitate to give them an apple

As everyone is sick, there is no patient
The epidemic is so detrimental there is no cure
The essay is texted by apple
The photo is taken by apple
If you kindly advise me to get rid of the apple

My answer would be: Give me another apple  as like cures like!

Apples are innocent, non-toxic
Let alone the organic ones
It is having the apple everywhere, every second and every
respect of your life that is the problem

For the sake of your family, your friends, or at least for yourself alone:

Stay Away From The Apple!
Zero apple a day keeps the doctor away!

中文版本見我的博客：

http://blog.wenxuecity.com/myblog/64909/201402/2075.html