新修改的《婚姻法》(不許笑)

兩會修改新《婚姻法》，打字員一疏忽，把一夫一妻打成了一天一妻。

人大會審議時普遍反映：就這一條改得好，與時俱進！

甲代表：好是好，就怕貨源保不了。

乙代表：好是好，就怕時間有點少。

女代表：好是好，就怕男同胞身體受不了。

法律界代表：好是好，就是孩子父親不好找!

婦聯代表：好是好，就怕後院起火救不了。

丙代表：一天一妻就不蓋後院了。

此項決議一致通過了。


                  

[石假裝]

回複megchen的評論:

謝謝你認真回答俺。
昨天你說題目太嚴肅，猶豫是否進來，給我一個好提示，讓我在標題後麵加了3個字，效果好多了。謝謝!

[megchen]

回複石假裝的評論:

hehehehe, I went to "check" your profile before because of the post from DUMARTINI and found out there's a big beauty there...so I am wondering why you ask me? You should know the best answer.

In life, I am actually slim because basically I am a vegetarian. It's nothing to do with any religion, but purely for health and beauty purposes. There are a few books had hugh influence on my diet. Following those books, I eat whatever I like (as long as it's proper food) and don't need to worry about getting weight but still can be very healthy.

If you would like me go further, I am very happy to tell you more details.

Have a nice day!

[石假裝]

回複megchen的評論:

俺這是小題大作。有頭腦的人才會進來上當。

早就看你身材太帥。請問，現在開始瘦身，啥時能練成?

[megchen]

hahahaha, from the title, I thought it would be boring so I was very hesitant to get into the post.

so funnnnnnny! Thanks for sharing!

[石假裝]

回複DUMARTINI的評論:
問好DU姐，到你家去找過幾次照片的答案。連照片你都拆掉啦，可是讓俺們高興熱鬧了一陣子啊。

[DUMARTINI]

嘎嘎嘎

笑S我了算了

瞧那女的說的～～～～