a night time story

男人和女人都很累，一天的運動讓人疲憊不堪，躺在床上，卻有些睡不著

woman: will you tell me a story?

man: once upon a time, there is this very beautiful woman from China.
she is very lonely.
and also there is this tall and thin white man,
he is very lonely himself.
one day they met and fall in love and live happily there after.
the end.

woman: that's it? too short.

man: you want a long one. ok,

然後男人開始講三個小豬和一隻狼的故事，"Let me in ,Let me in little pig or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in" "Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin", said the little pig. But the wolf blew that house in too, and ate the second little pig." 女人覺得男人HUFF/PUFF, 以及說CHINNY CHIN CHIN時嘴唇很性感，就轉身吻了男人，然後就在這個故事裏睡著了。