| There’s an exercise that every woman needsIt’s called the Kegel, the pelvic squeeze
 Its great at any age
 Lets make it all the rage
 It’s good for you, it’s fun and it's a breeze
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| You can do it in the bank or on the bus
 You can do it with the minimum of fuss
 Find the muscle you’d locate
 When you don’t want to urinate
 And squeeze, squeeze, squeeze ...... and relax
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| Do the kegel , the pelvic squeeze
 Come on with me ladies and kegel please
 You’ll adore your pelvic floor
 When you squeeze, squeeze, squeeze ... and relax
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| You can kegel when you’re talking on the phone
 We can kegel together or alone
 But when you’re with your lover
 This trick is like no other
 It’s guaranteed to make your honey moan
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| Oh baby 'Do the kegel' , the pelvic squeeze
 Come on with me ladies and kegel please
 You’ll adore your pelvic floor
 When you squeeze, squeeze, squeeze ... and relax
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| Now here’s the really motivating bit
 A kegel will put pressure on your clit!
 And once you’ve had a baby
 No time for saying maybe
 Take my advice, make kegeling a habit
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| Now it isn’t just the girls I want to tell
 Guys this news is pretty cool for you as well
 Coz when your lovin’ with your lady
 And she cries ‘no don’t stop baby’
 You’ll be glad you know this muscle really well
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| Do the kegel , the pelvic squeeze
 Come on with me ladies and kegel please
 You’ll adore your pelvic floor
 When you squeeze, squeeze, squeeze ... and relax
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