婚姻是什麽？

by 上海大男人
 

從前，

有個人年輕時來美國，為了瑣事經常和太太吵架，當時的老板告訴他：

婚姻就是一杯咖啡，苦的，但聞著香，吸引不少人去喝。

聰明人放些糖，整天在對方麵前說些，做些好事，君不聞有些夫妻honey不離嘴。

最後，要加一點點牛奶（sex的恰當比喻），太多太少都不行，不像加糖。

從此，王子和女孩從此過上幸福日子。

Once upon a time. A young man came to America。 he ofen quarreled  with his wife for rivial things. His boss told him:
 Marriage is a cup of coffee, bitter but smell good , attracting many people to drink. Smart people put some sugar. they
talk good sentances and do some good each other all day. For instance some couples say honey each other all day.
Then, to add a little milk (sex), not too little, not too much , unlike sugar. Since then, the prince and the girl happily ever after life.