如何回答比較困難的問題
(2010-01-28 18:08:43)
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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
問:中國人吃狗肉麽?
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanks giving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeys as human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
激進的回答:對,我們吃狗,而且吃很多,還吃貓,特別是在你們過“感恩節”的時候。與此同時,火雞是我們最喜歡的寵物,我們認為火雞是人類最好的朋友,在中國,隻有最沒有文化的人才吃火雞。
溫和的回答:中國有的地方的人吃狗肉,但是我不吃,我也不去指責吃的人,畢竟人家有吃的自由,就好像我們中國人不會指責你們西方人吃馬肉一樣,我們認為吃什麽是個人自由以及個人權利,隻要不違法。應該尊重不同地區人的生活習慣。
Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
問:中國變得越來越強,你們ZF想統治全世界麽?
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
答:沒錯,正是如此!當我們變得更強的時候,我們就會去侵占伊拉克和阿富汗!
Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
問:中國的商品製造成本是不是過分便宜了?
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
答:沒錯,不過如果我們起用黑奴的話,造價會更加便宜!
Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
問:你們有十四億人民,你們想過將來怎麽辦麽?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.
答:找個新星球,殺了當地原駐民,然後遷徙。