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老外翻譯的雷人版三字經

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人之初:At the beginning of life

  性本善:Sex is good

  性相近:Basically, all the sex are same

  習相遠:But it depends on how you do it

  苟不教:If you do not practice all the time

  性乃遷:Sex will leave you

  教之道:The way of  learning it

  貴以專:It is very important to make love with only one person

  昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng

  擇鄰處:Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence

  子不學:If you don't study hard

  斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless

  竇燕山:Dou, the Famous

  有義方:Owned a very effective exciting medicine

  教五子:All his five son took it

  名俱揚:And their sexual ability were well-known

  養不教:If your children don't know how to do it

  父之過:It is all your fault

  教不嚴:If they had lots of problems with it

  師之惰:Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex

  子不學:You may refuse to study this

  非所宜:But that is a real mistake

  幼不學:If you don't learn it in childhood

  老何為:You will lose your ability when aged

  玉不琢:If you don't exercise your dick

  不成器:It won't become hard and strong

  人不學:If you don't learn sex

  不知義:You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

 
 

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tonycalgary 回複 悄悄話 who did it?
so funny!
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