Magical smoker
Author: shaohu du
Summary of the story
Nell Stallone and Chali are an unmarried couple and they travel to Europe,
Chinese spy Lijian Deng lead four Chinese men to the Hong Kong Airport.
The four Chinese men were patients of the CCP virus,
Their mission is to spread the CCP virus to Europe.
At the Hong Kong Airport, Stallone was infected.
He was very ill and after traveling in Europe for 20 days,
he returned to the United States where he was admitted to the intensive care unit.
After three months more in a coma, Stallone woke up.
Stallone lost a lot of memory and he got a new strange disease,
More often, when he sneezes or coughs, his nose or mouth may emit black smoke.
From this he created many funny scenes:
——The medical staff and his relatives they give his celebrate the birthday,
——He coughed out black smoke change the white cake to black...
——At the farmers market, The black smoke from he coughed change a group of white sheep into black sheep...
——He coughed up black smoke to make his grandmother’s white hair change black.
——The black smoke he coughed made a delicious roast duck...
——The black smoke he coughed like a snake would they will into the people's clothes...
——The black smoke he coughed up helped many old people make new black hair...
——He coughed up smoke to punish a vicious Chinese woman.
Jordan is the old brother of Stallone,
Linda is the wife of Jordan; They took Stallone to a cemetery,
Tell him that Chali is your fiancee and she is buried here.
She was also infection the CCP virus unfortunately died.
They took Stallone to a Advanced Research Institute.
The professor there said that because Stallone was ill due to the CCP virus,
this virus mutated in his body,
And the gas he inhaled would turn black and have powerful energy.
They encountered a traffic jam on the way home.
There was a patient in an ambulance that needed emergency treatment.
Stallone coughed sprayed black smoke therefore give the patient rehabilitation.
The news spread that Stallone became a celebrity.
Many people were unfortunately infected with the CCP virus.
Stallone went to the hospital to treat patients,
Chali saw Stallone treating patients on TV.
It turned out that Cha Li did not die, she was lucky to avoid form assassination of Li Jian Deng.
Chali has a good friend named Zhou Xiaoling,
She joined the FTL organization; this organization promotes violent art,
Advocating robbery and destruction,
Mamali was the daughter of the former US president and she is also a member of this organization.
Zhou Xiaoling took Chali to participate in FTL activities.
Chali found that someone was tortured in the FTL headquarters building.
Chali is a very powerful hacker.
She obtains FTL's confidential documents and knows that the CCP government provides activities funds to FTL.
She told Zhou Xiaoling these secrets and advised Zhou Xiaoling to leave the FTL,
but Zhou Xiaoling said she would not believe it.
Cha Li did not expect that everyone who joined the FTL was under monitor,
Lijian Deng arrange a spy to assassinate Chali.
That night, Chali‘s cousin Zi Ying came to the United States from China and she stayed at Chali’s house.
Zi Ying she looks like Chali.
The spy thinks she is Chali and kills her.
Cha Li knew that Li Jian Deng would come back to assassinate herself again.
She was helped by Jordan and Linda. They buried Zi Ying.
The name written on the tombstone was Chali.
Chali knew that Stallone was not dead,
She missed him very much and secretly followed him.
One day, Stallone went to the hospital to treat the patient,
But he couldn't cough out black smoke.
After that, Stallone can't cough black smoke every time.
Jordan and Linda take him go to the advanced institute.
The professor said that to ensure that Stallone coughed up black smoke,
Love is needed.
On the way home need to refuel and then they go to a gas store,
Chali was robbed by two yellow men,
And she was robbed of the diamond engagement ring.
By chance this moment Stallone came out of the store,
He spewed black smoke to wrap an escaped robber,
And the robber was arrested by the police.
Stallone found that diamond ring underground,
And the ring was engraved with abbreviated letters to indicate that this was his and Cha Li's name.
He knew that Chali was still alive.
Lijian Deng take action to assassinate Cha Li, But her had fled to Britain.
The British Prime Minister John was infected with the Chinese Communist Party virus,
He entered the intensive care unit,
The British through diplomatic contact,
Stallone comes to England to help John get heal.
He sneezes and a plume of black smoke flies to John to let open his eyes.
“Who are you?” He asked Stallone.
I'm Stallone. You konw this is me coughed the black smoke to help you wake up?
But you need more black smoke to get well.
John said aloud that I never smoke and are most afraid of smoke,
You are a liar! He hid under the bed and refused to let Stallone spray black smoke at him.
Stallone was very anxious.
The black smoke he hard force coughed up was like a tornado,
The black tornado was pulling John through the window and flying out.
John entangled in Black smoke and flew into house and fall on the sofafly.
After the black smoke disappeared,
People saw John standing up and shouting angrily.
He was almost naked.
The Chinese man who transmitted the CCP virus to Stallone was also treated in a London hospital,
He also got help from Stallone to recover,
So he revealed to the media the CCP’s conspiracy to spread the CCP virus to Europe and the United States.
Stallone is also a hacker.
When Chali came to the UK and used a credit card to spend,
Stallone found that she was staying in a hotel.
Lijian Deng and the two spies also came to Britain, and they also found the location of Cha Li.
The big screen of the mall played a video about Stallone spray black smoke to treatment John.
Cha Li was also watching.
She also saw Lijian Deng with two Chinese men into the mall.
She fled and three Chinese spies chased her.
Stallone also entered the mall and saw Cha Li being chased by three Chinese men.
Cha li ran out of the mall, She snatch a woman's car key and drove away.
Stallone ran out of the mall and coughed at a passing car.
the black smoke dissipate After ,
The car lost and the couple lay on the ground and they looked strange.
Cha Li runs away in front, Lijian Deng chases in the back,
Stallone chases Lijian Deng.
He saw that Li Jiandeng is about to catch up with Chali.
He are anxious and then sprayed black smoke and drove a group of cattle onto the highway.
This group of cows blocked Lijian Deng’s car can't go ahead.
Chali fled to a small town, a large Morris prom is being here,
And the streets were full of people and cars no through traffic.
There were two lines of people dancing, and Chali crawled forward among them.
Three Chinese spies chased them and they also could only crawled chase Cha Li.
This scene made crowd excited.
Stallone also crawled behind Li Jian Deng,
He saw Lijian Deng will catch up with Cha Li,
He coughed out black smoke to wrap the three Chinese spies,
He crawled on their body and quickly caught up with Chali,
Cha Li hugged Stallone tightly, they kissed excited,
This scene made crowd more excited.
Stallone and Chali escaped from the town,
But three Chinese spies continued to chase them.
They came to the mountain, and there was no road ahead.
They see outside the cave stand a sign,
Have warning on the sign saying it was a dangerous cave with a lot of vampire bats inside.
They dare not go in cave.
As three Chinese spies approached, Stallone and Cha Li ran into the cave.
Three Chinese spies chased them and shot them.
Stallone and Cha Li ran into the cave,
Three Chinese spies also came outside the cave.
Stallone coughed but could not emit black smoke.
Chali kissed him hard, Stallone get huge energy,
He coughed hard spurt the strong black smoke,
The bats in the cave was frightened,
They flew outside to attack surround the three Chinese spies.
Lijian Deng was twine by the black smoke and he fall off cliff.
The other two spies also died because they were attacked by the bats.
But Lijian Deng, who fell into the sea,
He was lucky to be rescued by the fishermen to the boat.
The yellow man who robbed the Chali diamond ring,
He robbed a woman again and run away.
But police caught up with him.
He resisted and bumps police repeatedly with his body.
The police use electric batons to work hard and then to subdue him.
Someone shoot a video of this scene.
After the video was broadcast on the TV station,
People think that police violent law enforcement.
Many demonstrations broke out.
A lot of people robbed and cause destruction of police cars.
Cha Li's friend Zhou Xiaoling also participated in the demonstration,
And also participated in the robbery and burning of police cars during the demonstration.
Stallone and Cha Li knew through hacking that the demonstration riots were planned by FTL leaders and Chinese spies.
The slogan they shouted was "The yellow lives matte ",
They's purpose is to create turmoil and chaos across the United States and then disappear the government.
Cha Li persuaded Zhou Xiaoling to leave the FTL organization,
But Zhou Xiaoling was assassinated by Lijian Deng.
The US President is going to hold a press conference at the White House.
The FTL received missiles from the Chinese government.
They planned to hold demonstrations outside the White House to launch missiles at the President.
Stallone and Chali obtained this secret.
They drove to Washington in an emergency.
Five seconds before Lijian Deng shot the missile,
Stallone coughed jet black smoke no twines him.
The missile changed direction after it was launched,
It did not shoot to White House but flew to the FTL building.
Li Jian Deng shoots Cha Li,
Stallone used his body to protect her,
He coughed at Lijian Deng; The black smoke tore Lijian Deng...
Stallone and Chali held their wedding ceremony in the city hall,
The President of the United States congratulated they on the big screen in City Hall,
Stallone sneezes inadvertently, A little smoky black smoke floats towards the big screen,
The President’s blond hair turned black, He yelled: No……
這是我最新創作的一個電影劇本的梗概，為了保護版權，我率先在文學城發表。之後我會在美國編劇工會劇本注冊網站注冊。
一句話的故事簡介：一個患武漢肺炎痊愈卻獲得特異功能的男人選擇他的善而與惡展開激烈戰鬥的故事……
故事根據我本人1997年的一個劇本《煙人》改編。《煙人》曾獲得美國一電影經紀公司的合同，那是2010年，我來美國是在2017年，08年將劇本翻譯成英文，在上述編劇工會網站注冊，當時使用SOHU.COM的郵箱，之後使用GMAIL,忽略了前者，我根本無法想象注冊兩年後才獲得合同……直到今年5月15日，我整理SOHU郵箱，發現這份合同……這是上帝的安排，是你的就是你的，不是你的一定就是擦肩而過……
附上合同文本，它長這個樣子——
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