差之毫厘失之千裏：所問非所答

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朋友來電，放下電話後，告訴黑漆板凳, 我與朋友討論她出去吃飯後的毛病是食物中毒還是胃腸道病毒感染。

黑：What did she have？
我：Usual things，I guess.
黑：Like what?
我：You know.
黑：What?
我：Well, if I have to be indelicate, for one, diarrhea.
黑：I was asking what DISH did she have.
我：。。。。。。
黑：It’d be really interesting if she had a dish of 。。。
我：Oh, shut-up！

整整一晚上，黑漆板凳都在不懷好意的看著我笑。



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