惡作劇式的婚姻（笑話，譯文）

惡作劇式的婚姻【1】（笑話，譯文）

譯自法語by me, 英語由Gemini proofread過

 

Mischievous Marriage

 

"Oh la, Robert, is this heiress the one you married?"

"Eh, no! Paulo. Before I made my decision, I asked a handwriting expert to study her handwriting. The only signed paper I had from her was a very large check. The handwriting expert recommended that I break up with her as soon as possible. That is what I did."

"Oh, Robert, and what happened to this rich heiress?"

"It was that handwriting expert who married her, Paulo."

 

惡作劇式的婚姻

 

“哎呀 ，羅伯特，你和那位女繼承人結婚了嗎？“

“嗯，沒有，保羅，結婚前我讓一位筆跡鑒定專家研究過她的筆跡。我有的唯一文件是一張有她簽了字的有一筆大錢的支票。這個筆跡鑒定專家建議我盡快和她分手。於是我就照他的建議做了。”

“噢！羅伯特，那個富有的女繼承人怎樣了呢？”

“就是那個筆跡鑒定專家和她結婚了，保羅。”

 

【1】.  p. 57-58. MARIAGE ESPIÈGLE. 1000 Blagues <Les Meilleures>. Rajko Zobec. Z-R Edition.