【搞笑】Chinese English

好不容易上來了，卻貼不上詩和照片。正鬱悶著，收到朋友寄來的Chinese English,大樂：1． we two who and who？咱倆誰跟誰阿 2． how are you ? how old are you?怎麽是你，怎麽老是你？ 3． you don't bird me,I don 't bird you你不鳥我，我也不鳥你 4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！ 5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!有事起奏，無事退朝 6． you me you me彼此彼此 7． You Give Me Stop!!你給我站住！ 8． know is know noknow is noknow知之為知之，不知為不知… 9． WATCH SISTER表妹 10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'' son can make hole!!龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞！ 11． American Chinese not enough美中不足 12． one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die車禍現場描述 13． heart flower angry open心花怒放 14． go past no mistake past走過路過，不要錯過 15．小明： I am sorry!老外：I am sorry too!小明：I am sorry three!老外：What are you sorry for?小明：I am sorry five! 16． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!要錢沒有，要命一條 17． I call Li old big. toyear 25.我叫李老大，今年25 。 18． you have two down son。你有兩下子。 19． as far as you go to die有多遠，死多遠！！ 20． I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my 　face給你臉你不要臉，你丟臉，我翻臉 補充：People mountain and people sea.人山人海 seven up eight down七上八下 一說：give you some colours to see see!( 給你點顏色看看）一答：you try try see ！（你試試看！） 雇主 :how much do you want a month? （你想要多少月薪？）保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you （八百元，包食宿）

[惠蘭]

last night some body asked me how I felt when I couldn't post on Wenxuecity. "seven up eight down,"I answered. Haha.

[ice3]

you me you me~ :P

[寒枝]

"eat you, sleep you " 包吃包住！
哈哈，太火爆啦！

我狂笑半天，不知又年輕了多少歲了！
謝謝！