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Report to mychina: We don't meet your standards for 豪宅(圖)

(2008-07-06 17:07:22) 下一個
We are five items short, we really need to work on it.


1) 豪宅一定要有超過五個的衛生間。(一個衛生間、一個半衛生間或者擁有五個座便以上的公共廁所不在豪宅範圍之內。)
Ok, we have 7, actually 6 and 1/2 because the powder room is 1/2.

2) 豪宅一定要有三個以上的車庫。(單車庫、雙車庫或者將車停在 Drive-way 上的房子不能稱為豪宅.
We have a 3 and plus car garage. The plus is like half car extra space.

3) 豪宅一定有六個以上的臥室。(一個臥室、兩個臥室或者由書房臨時改裝的臥室不能算作豪宅。)
We barely meet this one. We have six bedrooms, but one is now becoming kids playroom and one is used as a second media room.

4) 豪宅一定要兼有遊泳池和 Jacuzzi. (單有小遊泳池的房子或者隻有 Jacuzzi 而沒有遊泳池的房子也不能算做豪宅。)
Fine we have that

5) 豪宅一定要有20,000呎以上的院子。(Apartment的那種公用的 20,000 呎的院子不可以計算在內。)
Ok, the lot of our house is 0.71 acres, so we meet the standard.

6) 豪宅裏要有武器。(不服的話可以起訴我。)
We don't have any except my son's toy gun. LOL

7) 豪宅要有自己 private 的 Drive-way 和 Gate. (Optional, 根據地區和地形而不同, Gated community 裏麵所有的房子都不可以計算在豪宅之內。)
Private drive-way, yes. Gate, NO, but it's optional.

8) 豪宅要有很大的廚房,而且廚房裏麵一定要有 Island. ( 沒有 island 的廚房已經被 David 列在非豪宅廚房之列。)
We meet.

9) 豪宅裏麵一定要有一個 Entertainment Center.
We have that, one very professional home theater, and one causal media room done by DIY.

10) 豪宅至少要有兩個以上的壁爐。(以供每年聖誕節期間來自北歐的聖誕老人有出入方便的選擇。)
Hahaha, we just have two. And one is double side.






11) 豪宅至少要有兩層以上。(一層的房子即使具備了其他條件也不能稱為豪宅,而且,一層加上 Basement 的那一層地下也不能算作豪宅。)
Yes ours is two story.

12) 豪宅要有四個以上的 Trash Can. (少於四個Trash Can 說明主人很少開 Party, 豪宅不開 Party 就不是豪宅了。)
Hahaha, we actually have 9, but many are very small.













13) 豪宅要有 Security System. (各式各樣的鎖頭不計算在 Security System 之內.)
We have.

14) 豪宅要有 Gardening Specialist 的專業服務。如果主人自己充當園藝師的話,豪宅就降級成了 House。
We have contract with professional landscaping service company.

15) 住豪宅的人不能開日本車、韓國車或者法國車、也不能開 Yugo,QQ,或者吉利任何年份和款式的汽車。
Well, my wife's car is Japanese made, but mine is made in Switzerland.


16) 豪宅裏麵一定要有仆人。(男女均可,但是嶽父嶽母丈母娘老丈杆子不能算做仆人。)
We definitely don't have any.

17) 衡量豪宅的標準不能單一以價格計算。如果單以價格計算,在紐約一千萬也不一定能夠裝備一個豪宅而在 Oklahoma 的鄉下20萬美元就可以買一幢豪宅。Location, location, location!
N/A

18) 豪宅要有一個網球場或者是籃球場。(Optional)
We don't have, but it's optional and we can actually get one in our backyard.

19) 豪宅要有 Green House。 (Optional)
No, we don't have one.

20) 豪宅裏麵要有鋼琴、名畫和古董。
No, we don't have any of these.
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HenryLi 回複 悄悄話 To Lustgarten:
No I was actually joking in this post. Try to have some fun.
I am a dermatopathologist (skin pathologist). My wife is a housewife now (since 2005). But she is a MBA and CPA. She was from Beijing.
Lustgarten 回複 悄悄話 You are a very serious person! Love your kids' play room very much!!!! Please satisfy my curiosity, what do you do for living? And your wife? I know you from the GusGuohunYin forum. Where is your wife from?
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