博文
(2008-05-10 17:36:59)
JobTitle:Mother,Mom,Mommy
Requirements:7x24,overtimewithnopay,kind,patience,patience,patience,andagoodlistener.
NecessarySkills:IronChefcookingskills,uptodateoncurrentnews,driveslikeDaleEarnhardtandsuper-humanabilitytomultitask.
Vacation:none
Salary:none,nopromotion,noraiseandnobonus.Maybeacard,onceawhile.
Benefits:5hoursofsleep,onaverage,exceptwhenI’msick.Casualors...[閱讀全文]
(2008-05-10 13:06:19)
今天中午去打了網球,連贏3局(sets)也一身大汗.全身舒暢的慢慢開車回家.在路上突然想起應該要去買酒和加油.好的,沒問題!
從商店出來,$38.99,便宜!滿心歡喜的因為待會兒洗完澡可以輕輕鬆鬆的看棒球喝酒咯!馬不停蹄的繼續往下一站,加汽油.
從汽油站出來,$45.30,在回家的路上我突然很沮喪…這是什麽世界呀,我的車竟然喝的都比我好!
@#$%&%[閱讀全文]
(2008-05-06 11:16:19)
看到有人貼這...
So,loveisadecentword.
Itcarriesallyourpains
andsorrowsaway.
Andloveispatient.
Loveisgiving.
Loveisforgiveness.
Andoneday,whenyoufindlove,
yourdreamisjustbecometrue.
——《HOLYBIBLE》（聖經）
對我來說卻是...
So,loveisadecentword.
Itbringsallyourpains
andsorrowsplusmore.
Andloveisgovernmenttax.
Loveistaking.
Loveisinsa...[閱讀全文]
So,loveisadecentword.
Itcarriesallyourpains
andsorrowsaway.
Andloveispatient.
Loveisgiving.
Loveisforgiveness.
Andoneday,whenyoufindlove,
yourdreamisjustbecometrue.
——《HOLYBIBLE》（聖經）
對我來說卻是...
So,loveisadecentword.
Itbringsallyourpains
andsorrowsplusmore.
Andloveisgovernmenttax.
Loveistaking.
Loveisinsa...[閱讀全文]
(2008-05-01 10:45:53)
(朋友email的,不知道源出於哪)
十大最失敗的罵人話----
罵人也要注意分寸，哈哈，太狠了也容易鬧笑話！千萬別跟他們學.
1.一個人罵另外一個人："我真想狠狠地往你臉上吐一泡狗屎！"
2.想起當年俺們宿舍一哥們搶別人的包子吃，邊吃邊說：就這玩意兒，隻配塞屁股
3.想起小時候，小學老師罵一個學生："我一巴掌就把你踢出去了!"我們想笑不敢笑.
4.俺們幾個[閱讀全文]
十大最失敗的罵人話----
罵人也要注意分寸，哈哈，太狠了也容易鬧笑話！千萬別跟他們學.
1.一個人罵另外一個人："我真想狠狠地往你臉上吐一泡狗屎！"
2.想起當年俺們宿舍一哥們搶別人的包子吃，邊吃邊說：就這玩意兒，隻配塞屁股
3.想起小時候，小學老師罵一個學生："我一巴掌就把你踢出去了!"我們想笑不敢笑.
4.俺們幾個[閱讀全文]
(2008-04-29 12:48:16)
轉載-
http://lengxiaohua.net/2008/04/21/diary-of-laibao/
http://c1re.blogspot.com/2007/06/blog-post_08.html
賴寶日記
——1月19日
有些人的愛情是A片，有些是三級片，有些是喜劇片，有些是文藝片；
我最慘，我的愛情過程是文藝片、喜劇片、三級片、A片、懸疑片、動作片，最後是KB片，更可氣的是，還他媽插播廣告……
——2月6日
馬善被人騎，人善也被騎。
[閱讀全文]
http://lengxiaohua.net/2008/04/21/diary-of-laibao/
http://c1re.blogspot.com/2007/06/blog-post_08.html
賴寶日記
——1月19日
有些人的愛情是A片，有些是三級片，有些是喜劇片，有些是文藝片；
我最慘，我的愛情過程是文藝片、喜劇片、三級片、A片、懸疑片、動作片，最後是KB片，更可氣的是，還他媽插播廣告……
——2月6日
馬善被人騎，人善也被騎。
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(2008-04-28 18:19:04)
"Round&Round"
Ijustcan'thelpthinking
Whatyou'vedonetome
Youbuiltawallofloveandtoreitrightdown
Infrontofme
Andyouthinkyouknowwhat'sgoingon
YoukeeptellingmethatIamwrong
Idon'tcareaboutwhatyoudo
'CauseifyoumesswithmeI'llgetridofyou
Thepictureyouseeisnoportraitofme
It'stoorealtobeshowntosomeoneIdon'tknow
Andit'sdrivingmewild
Itmakesmeactlikeachild閱讀全文]
Ijustcan'thelpthinking
Whatyou'vedonetome
Youbuiltawallofloveandtoreitrightdown
Infrontofme
Andyouthinkyouknowwhat'sgoingon
YoukeeptellingmethatIamwrong
Idon'tcareaboutwhatyoudo
'CauseifyoumesswithmeI'llgetridofyou
Thepictureyouseeisnoportraitofme
It'stoorealtobeshowntosomeoneIdon'tknow
Andit'sdrivingmewild
Itmakesmeactlikeachild
(2008-04-28 18:00:28)
Onlyyou
Lookingfromawindowaboveit'slikeastoryoflove
Canyouhearme
CamebackonlyyesterdayI'mmovingfurtheraway
Wantyounearme
Chorus
AllIneededwastheloveyougave
AllIneededforanotherday
AndallIeverknew
Onlyyou
SometimeswhenIthinkofhernamewhenit'sonlyagame
AndIneedyou
Listentothewordsthatyousayit'sgettinghardertostay
WhenIseeyou
Chorus
Thisisg...[閱讀全文]
Lookingfromawindowaboveit'slikeastoryoflove
Canyouhearme
CamebackonlyyesterdayI'mmovingfurtheraway
Wantyounearme
Chorus
AllIneededwastheloveyougave
AllIneededforanotherday
AndallIeverknew
Onlyyou
SometimeswhenIthinkofhernamewhenit'sonlyagame
AndIneedyou
Listentothewordsthatyousayit'sgettinghardertostay
WhenIseeyou
Chorus
Thisisg...[閱讀全文]
(2008-04-26 08:14:19)
