隨筆,雜談
叫他“隨意”，是因為不願受任何“八股文”風式的約束，想到哪兒就說到哪兒。喜怒哀樂，麻辣甜酸，都由它去。
美國百姓點評川普的諾獎情結
Wow，川普 “憑借意誌力就能移山”！（... there will never be anyone like him who can move mountains with the sheer force of his will)
百姓言，“當然，“讓美國再次偉大”運動正在崩塌，川普對諾貝爾獎的追逐如同他追逐地球上最後一瓶健怡可樂一樣。他為爭取和平獎的遊說，力度比大多數想要爭取內閣職位的官迷們還要大，現在他們卻怒不可遏，因為委員會沒有因為川普的表演才能而授予他和平獎。與此同時，馬查多卻在為民主冒著生命危險，而不是轉發自己是如何的偉大。這種憤怒恰恰證明了一點：他們認為和平隻是一種公關噱頭，而不是一項原則。”（Of course MAGA’s melting down, Trump’s been chasing that Nobel like it’s the last Diet Coke on Earth. The man’s lobbied harder for a peace prize than most people do for a cabinet position, and now they’re furious because the committee didn’t hand him one for showmanship. Meanwhile, Machado’s literally risking her life for democracy, not retweeting her own greatness. The outrage just proves the point: they think peace is a PR stunt, not a principle.）
（更多百姓的言評）
百姓一: （對獲獎者的）選擇更多地取決於個人的言語行動，而不是個人的自尊心和認為自己應該得的東西。（Selections are made more on the actions of an individual, not on one's ego and thinking they deserve something.）
百姓二：川普甚至無法在自己的國家實現和平。他製造分裂的本性與和平毫無關係。（Trump can’t even make peace in his own Country. His divisive nature is anything but peaceful.）
百姓三：把國防部改名為戰爭部，並讓將軍們把自由派城市當作靶場練習，這些都不是尋求和平的人應該做的事情。（Renaming the dept of defense to dept of war and telling generals to use liberal cities as target practice are not the acts someone looking for peace.)
百姓四： 川普和他的這些小嘍囉不明白的是，當你開始以虛假的借口派遣軍隊進入城市，並聲稱存在反對政府的叛亂時，那些專製獨裁者就沒有資格獲得和平獎，而這和諾貝爾和平獎的評選原則完全不符。（What #diperdon and the rest of this little minions don't get is that authoritative dictators are not eligible for peace prizes when you start sending troops into cities under false pretenses and say there is an insurrection against the government that in no way is congruent with a Nobel Peace prize.)
百姓五： 遠在挪威奧斯陸的諾貝爾和平獎委員會清楚地看到了美國數千萬選民無法近距離看到的東西：他們看透了唐納德·川普。(The Nobel Peace Prize Committee all the way in Oslo, Norway, was able to clearly see something in the usa that tens of millions of voters could not see from close range: They were able to see right through donald trump.)
百姓六： 世界真的瘋了。川普根本不配得和平獎，他應該得個“警察獎”，因為他是史上最虛偽的總統。白宮是個令人作嘔的地方，充斥著諂媚者、騙子和偏執狂。（The world has really gone insane. Trump doesn't deserve a peace prize, he deserves a bobby prize as the biggest fake president of all time. The WH is a disgusting place of sycophants, liars and bigots.）
百姓七： 你在開玩笑吧？特朗普要得諾貝爾和平獎？這肯定是個玩笑。這個人把美國搞得這麽分裂，永遠都恢複不了了。（Are you kidding me? Trump for Nobel Peace Prize? That's got to be some kind of joke. The man had divided America so badly , it will never recover. ）
百姓八： 這些人真是病態。他們崇拜他的方式簡直瘋了。鑒於他在國內引發的種種暴力，和平獎離他是越遠越好。（These people are sick. It is demented the way they worship him. With all the violence he has caused domestically they need to give the peace prize as far away from him as possible.）
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盡管川普沒有得獎，但川普得簡曆又多了如下一條“優點”：
“永遠不會有人像他那樣，憑借意誌力就能移山”， Thank God！
（"President Trump will continue making peace deals, ending wars, and saving lives. He has the heart of a humanitarian, and there will never be anyone like him who can move mountains with the sheer force of his will," White House spokesperson Steven Cheung said in a post on X.）
所以百姓九認為，“川普接下來應該競選“宇宙先生”的稱號。這個稱號和和平獎一樣值得……問問他就知道了！（Trump should campaign to be awarded the Mr. Universe title next. Equally as deserving of that award as the Peace Prize... just ask him!）
Your translations are very good, accurate and succinct. Thanks for sharing.
The Committee probably would confer Nobel Peace Prize on Trump should he succeed in annexing Canada, Greenland, Panama Canal, Gulf of Mexico, Venezuela, .....
So Trump supporters don't need to be upset. Just wait, be patient.
"chunfengfeng" means 蠢瘋瘋？ Not a very good username.