私房語錄 （57-58）

57. 在帶外公外婆參觀校園時，看到一係樓，好學的外婆指著樓名， 略帶顯擺地問外孫- 這個念“噴殺奧樂雞”吧。外孫一聽著急了：“No, this is “Psychology”. 顧念到外婆英文不太靈光，就想用他有限的中文來解釋 這個詞裏”P” 是不發音的，無奈自個兒的中文也不靈，結果很悲催，成了: “這個”P” 是不能“放”出聲音的………

       

58. 終於熬完艱難的大學第一學期，回自己房間好好的睡了一覺後，兒子心情不錯。問及在大學寢室與室友相處情況，兒子答道：“My roommate has some issues at night.  He snores loudly. To make it worse, he likes to turn on his fans while sleeping. “  我們都深表同情和無奈。兒子就寬慰我們：“This is okay.  Roommates always have issues, either have issues at night, or have issues during daytime.  The good news is: my roommate does not give me headaches during daytime.”  聽了他的理論，我怯怯地問：“Dear, per your Roommate Theory, does it mean you cause some daytime issues for your roommate?”  兒子一楞，眼珠一轉，緩緩地說：“I am the exceptional”……..