英文幽默: Serious Chat 嚴肅的聊天

英文幽默:Serious Chat 嚴肅的聊天

Alice and Monica were having a rare heart to heart talk.
“What’d you consider your worst vice?” Alice asked.
“I don’t like to admit it.” Monica said.
“But my worst vice was my vanity. Sometimes I sit in front of the mirror and just admire my face.”
“I wouldn’t worry about it.” Said Alice.
“That’s not vanity, that’s imagination.”


Alice 和Monica正在促膝談心，這可是很罕見的。
Alice問：“你認為你最大的缺點是什麽？”

Monica說：“我不得不承認我最大的缺點是虛榮。有時候我坐在鏡子前麵就隻是欣賞自己的臉。”
Alice說：“那不要緊，那不是虛榮，那隻是想象而已。”