英文幽默:Captain\'s recording機長的錄音

Captain's recording機長的錄音


This is your captain speaking. On behalf of my crew ...I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic. "If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire. "If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off. "If you look down towards the Atlantic Ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it to waving at you.” That's me, the copilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recording.


這是你們機長的聲音。請允許我代表全體工作人員，歡迎你們乘坐英國航空公司602號航班從紐約飛往倫敦。我們此時在大西洋上空35,000英尺的高度。如果你從飛機的右邊向窗外看去，你將會發現右側的兩個引擎都已經起火。如果你從左邊往外看，你就會看到那邊的機翼已經脫落了。如果你俯視下麵的大西洋，那麽你會看到一艘黃色的救生筏，上麵有三個人正在朝你揮手。那是我、副駕駛員還有我們的一名女乘務員。這是一段錄音。