別笑，我就說中式英語

 

 

 

 

1 三思而後行!Think Three Times Before You Act!
2 沒門!(不行!不可能!)No Door!
3 揮金如土Spend Money Like Dirt
4 三個和尚沒水喝Three Monks Have No Drinking Water
5 蘿卜白菜各有所愛Some Prefer Radish but Others Prefer Cabbage
6 你不鳥我，我也不鳥你!You Don’t Bird Me，I Don’t Bird YOU!
7 你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧!You Have Seed，I Will Give You Some Colour to See See!
8 怎麽是你?怎麽老是你?How Are You?How Old Are You?
9 你給我站住!You Give Me Stop!
10 你問我。我問誰?You Ask Me，I Ask Who?
11 咱哥倆誰跟誰啊!We Brothers Two，Who and Who!
12 我屬豬I Am Pig
13 王老五Wang Old Five
14 好久不見Long Time No See
15 人山人海People Mountain People Sea
16 雞毛蒜皮Chicken Feathers and Garlic Skin
17 色狼Colour Wolf
18 好好學習，天天向上Good Good Study，Day Day Up
19 寧做雞頭不做鳳尾Better Be the Head of a Cock Than the Tail of a Phoenix
20 風花雪月wind Flower Snow Moon
21 你滿麵紅光Your Face Is All Red
22 馬馬虎虎Horse Horse Tiger Tiger，
23 東施效顰Dongshi Imitates Xishi
24 班門弄斧Play an Axe Before Lu Ban
25 朝三暮四Morning Three Night Four
26 對牛彈琴Play Cittern for an Ox
27 鐵飯碗Iron Rice Bowl
28 你有兩下子You Have Two Down Son
29 芬達The Fragrance Reaches
30 麻辣燙Numb Spicy Hot
31 高素質High Quality
32 炒魷魚Stir—Fried Squid
33 雷人Thunder Person
34 有多遠死多遠As Far as You Go to Die
35 對公業務To Male Service
36 恭喜發財Congratulation to Make Money
37 虎父無犬子Tiger Has No Dog Son
38 拍老師馬屁Pat Teacher’S Ass
39 二把手Second Hand
40 金盆洗手Gold Basin Washes My Hand
4l 單號，雙號Single Number，Double Number
42 我要閃了I Have to Flash
43 二百五Two Hundred and Fifty—Five
44 隱形眼鏡Invisible Glasses
45 要錢沒有，要命一條!Want Money No，Want Life One 1
46 不三不四No Three No Four
47 虎頭蛇尾Tiger Head Snake Tail
48 開門見山Open Door See Mountain
49 知之為知之，不知為不知Know Is Know．No Know Is No Know···-··
50 加油Add Oil
51 不管三七二十一No Care Three Seven Two Ten One
52 你完蛋了Your Eggs Are Finished
53 二鍋頭Small Two Pots of Heads
54 哪裏哪裏Where Where
55 彼此彼此You Me You Me
56 走著瞧Go and Look
57 殺一儆百Kill One Warn Hundred
58 下海Go out to Sea
59 表妹Watch Sister
60 開夜車Drive the Night Car
61 夜貓子Night Cat
62 傻瓜Stupid Melon
63 童子雞Chicken Without Sexual Life
64 夫妻肺片Husband and Wife Lung Slice
65 四喜丸子Four Happy Meatballs
66 麵試Face Try
67 弱勢群體Weak Group
68 嘴硬Hard Mouth
69 布衣素食To Wear Cotton Clothes and Eat Vegetables
70 拿鐵咖啡Iron Coffee
71 紅眼病Red Eye Disease
72 沒錢免談No Money，No Talk
73 如果你被偷，請及時與警察聯係If You Are Stolen．Call the Police at Once
74 我們正在談戀愛We Are Talking Love
75 海幹貨The Sea Fucks Goods=Fucks Goods
76 月下老人An Old Man Under the Moon
77 請勿忘記隨身物品Don’t Forget Your Thing
78 五花八門Five Flowers Eight Doors
79 小吃Small Food
80 鐵公雞Iron Cock
81 美中不足American Chinese Not Enough
82 小草有生命，足下請留情Little Grass Has Life，Please Watch Your Step
83 奇異果汁Strange Juice
84 小心地滑Be Careful of Landslide
85 在此盥洗台請勿洗發或洗衣No Washing Hair or Clothes in the Toilet Please
86 走過路過不要錯過Go Past，No Mistake Past
87 拈花惹草Play With Flowers and Grass
88 關係Guanxi
89 早戀Early Love
90 我的天哪!My Sky!
91 火大Fire Big
92 投訴電話Complaining Telephone
93 航空餐Airline Pulp
94 成人用品Become Person’S Thing
95 小心碰頭Mind Your Crotch
96 山寨Shanzhai
97 站票Standing Ticket
98 歡迎光臨Welcome to Presence
99 懶蟲Lazy Worm
100 有事啟奏，無事退朝!If You Have Something to Say，Then Say!If You Have Nothing to Say，Go Home!

 

 

 

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[Fanreninus]

laugh death me le! :-)

[秋影如畫]

Thanks for sharing, what a mess! :-)