我快有個老婆了

在主日學校，老師告訴孩子們人類是上帝造的。

上帝造了亞當，然後用他的一根肋骨又為他造出了老婆夏娃。

對此，小強尼特別上心，印象頗為深刻。

過了幾天，小強尼看著不太對勁，病歪歪地躺在床上。

媽媽問他怎麽回事，哪裏不舒服。

小強尼說：“我這邊有點疼，我想，我快有個老婆了。”

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Adam's Rib

At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings.
Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. 
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she said, "Johnny, what is the matter?" 
Little Johnny responded, "I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."