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看看老美推薦的Best MIT PhD Homepage Created with MS Paint

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Eugene Hsu, who holds a Ph.D. in computer science from MIT, is looking for a job. So to impress prospective employers, he made his curriculum vitae with Microsoft Paint. Hsu also talks about his friend’s overly-affectionate dog, his love for all drinks that are orange (except for carrot juice) and that he is a robot from the 2478 sent back in time to kill you. It’s a trippy and fanciful work of job-hunting throughout.

EUGENE'S RIDICULOUS HOME PAGE!!!
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I AM (NOT) LOOKING FOR A JOB (ANYMORE)!!!!!!!!!(BUT STILL) CLICK HERE TO SEE MY AWESOME CV(!!!!!!!!!!!!)!!
CLICK HERE FOR MY SIGGRAPH 08 PAPER!!![Light Mixture Estimation for Spatially Varying White Balance]
CLICK HERE FOR MY SCA 2007 PAPER!!![Guided Time Warping for Motion Editing]
CLICK HERE FOR MY SIGGRAPH 05 PAPER!!![Style Translation for Human Motion]
CLICK HERE FOR MY SCA 2004 PAPER!!![Example-Based Control of Human Motion]
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HELLO! MY NAME IS EUGENE!I AM A PHD STUDENT AT MIT CSAIL!!!THIS IS ME AT MY BUILDING! MIT CSAIL STATA CENTER
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I DO COMPUTER ANIMATION RESEARCH!!IT IS COOOOOOOOL!
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I HAVE A BUNCH OF HOODIES
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I LIKE TAKING PICTURES!(BECAUSE I AM ARTSY)
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I AM ACTUALLY A DEADLY ROBOTSENT FROM THE YEAR 2748TO KILL YOU!!
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I LIKE ORANGE-COLORED BEVERAGES,SUCH AS ... THAI ICED TEA, ORANGINA,BUBBLE TEA, ORANGE JUICE, TANG,CARROT JUICE ** I ACTUALLY HATE CARROT JUICE
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DEAR RANDOM PERSON WHOLEFT THIS MESSAGE ON MY VOICEMAIL,THANKS FOR THE NICE MESSAGE!!!!!!!UNFORTUNATELY, I'M RUNNING LOW ONMY AMAZINGNESS JUICE TODAY, SOALL I CAN DO IS DRAW A PICTURE OFME BEING AMAZED BY YOUR MESSAGE!!!I DON'T REALLY HAVE A RED PHONE.IT'S ACTUALLY GRAY!
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THIS IS A PICTURE OF MY FRIENDDASHA AND HER EXCESSIVELY HORNY DOGMONTE! MONTE LIKES ME IN A BAAAAAADWAY!!! CLICK HERE TO VISIT HER AWESOMEWEBSITE! I NORMALLY HESISTATE TO LINKTO FRIENDS' PAGES BECAUSE I INEVITABLYFORGET SOMEONE AND THEY FEEL EXCLUDEDBUT DASHA SAID SHE'D LINK TO MY PAGEAND I FELT THAT IT'D ONLY BE FAIR IFI RECIPROCATED!
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THIS IS MY FRIEND PAULWITH HIS FAVORITE HAT ANDA CACTUS THAT HE AFFECTIONATELYCALLS *MIGUEL*!  HE HASA VERY COMMON NAME SO IAM LINKING TO HIM TO BUMPUP HIS GOOGLE PAGERANK!!!
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MY FRIEND YEUHI IS SUCHAN AWESOME SKIER!!!!!!!!!!HE ONCE MADE IT DOWN THISREALLY STEEP BLACK (WITH LOTSOF BUMPS AND STUFF) WITH TWOBROKEN BINDINGS!!!  SOMEHOWHE FIGURED OUT HOW TO SKIWITH ONLY HIS TOESATTACHED!!!!!!!!  HOPEFULLYONE DAY HE WILL HAVE ENOUGHMONEY TO FIX HIS SKIS!!!
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I AM PRACTICALLY INVINCIBLE!BUT I CAN STILL DIEOF A BROKEN HEART.
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(PERHAPS) UNBELIEVABLY,THIS WEB PAGE IS VALIDHTML 4.01 STRICT!!! AND ITEVEN HAS PROPER ALT=STUFFTHINGS FOR WEB ACCESSIBILITY!!!
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CONTACT INFORMATION!!!Eugene Hsu,32 Vassar St 32-D530,Cambridge, MA 02139,617-253-8871,[see image for email address]
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© 2008 Eugene Hsu
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